Patrick

A pussy ass white kid who thinks he hood even tho he is from the burbs with 2 loving parents.

"Aye dat white nigga been talkin out his neck bruh" "That patrick nigga?" "Ye haha" "tell that pussy ho meet out back after schoo and we can box" *1 hr later* "he said he has detention" "tf its monday there ain no detention"

by HunnidRackBoi May 26, 2020

Patrick

A dumbass In a TV show called “Spongebob SquarePants.” That thinks mayonnaise is A Fucking instrument

Patrick from spongebob: “Is mayonnaise an interment?? DuRrRrr.”

by ?¿U n k n o w n¿? July 20, 2020

Patrick

The most ugliest person you could ever meet and so toxic in chats. All Patrick does is play fortnite all day everyday and his only friends is himself and a bush. He practice doing things in the bathroom to get ready for future. He isn't normal and he is gay. These type of Patrick's are normall aged 13 to 16 until he has a girl.

Patrick you are nobody's friend and should get a life.

by rfhqrgbruqebglrqebgarjbgkjrqeg September 8, 2020

Patrick

So in spongebob there is a dumb star his name is Patrick he does the dumbest things it makes me so mad like why does he have to be so dumb he's dummber than dora the explorer

Patrick is dumb

by That.one.girl.lolllll January 7, 2021

Patrick

Term used to describe someone with the smallest dick in the world. A short, white incel who sits at home all day and plays League Of Legends behind his $14000 Sailor Moon PC that his mom bought him, along with a body pillow of Ochako Uraraka that he spoons every night. If a Patrick is exposed to sunlight, it’s rumored that they will spontaneously combust.

“Oh Judy, what a nice house you have” - Kathy
“Thanks Kathy” - Judy
“I can’t help but notice that smell though, I hope it’s not the thanksgiving turkey, it’s putrid” - Kathy
“Oh that’s My son Patrick, don’t mind the loud groans, him and his body pillow must be having some fun” - Judy
“What the fuck” - Kathy

by AvidPatrickHater November 23, 2021

Patrick

A deceptive and cold hearted married player.

It's really cold and shady outside. What's the weather supposed to be like?

Patrick.

by Derra December 19, 2021

Patrick

Has the biggest dick in the room

Patrick is awesome

by BDE999 February 20, 2022