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Zombie Pastry

Zombie Pastry is a nickname for Twisted Cosmo from Dandy's World
"Hey is that Zombie Pastry (Twisted Cosmo)"
by Palmpuff February 6, 2025
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Pastry

Someone who’s super flaky like a pastry
“OMG he’s such a pastry”

I can’t count on you, you’re acting like a pastry”
by bullshit to fill your brain April 27, 2019
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double baked pastry

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hi are you a double baked pastry bevause your such a retart
by foul pig of slaanesh July 22, 2024
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Pastry Chef

Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between commencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.
Tyrone: "Damn its only 1pm and hes passed out already!" Kiren: "Yeah he's such such a Pastry Chef".
by TyroneTT May 20, 2008
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kinky pastry chef

A pastry chef that uses ingredients from her work for sexual purposes, common in porn.
i totally went out with a kinky pastry chef once, it was magical.
by JP189512 January 13, 2014
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Pastry Case

A Pastry Case is someone of complete incompetence, absolute brainlessness and usually a bad haircut.
Ellis fell out of a trolley on to a sea of purple hamsters fighting each other with olive tree branches!! What a complete Pastry Case!!
by UrbWizard November 20, 2019
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round pastry theory

The round pastry theory is commonly found in the RC airplane community. The theory states that consuming any sort of round pastry prior to a flight test will gauruntee a shit show. ESC’s are prone to exploding when round pastry’s have been consumed.

The theory dates back to 2014
Friend: *Starts to eat a donut*
Other friend: “DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? The Round Pastry theory says you eating that donut just garunteed our RC MIG will crash.”
by NoBiscuits November 1, 2017
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