pArAdoXX

1337 as fsk

Ye were walking down the street and then pArAdoXX jumped out and pwnd ye

by The architect November 10, 2003

wank paradox

Wanking whilst thinking about someone that's wanking whilst thinking about you wanking whilst...

Dude, I got stuck in a wank paradox with your dad last night

by Wirey Streak of Piss March 9, 2011

Time Paradox

An event where an entity from a different timeline appears in present time when it is not supposed to be.

Guy 1: I was playing Sonic 06...

Guy 2: Yeah...

Guy 1: A guy from the future came out of no where...

Guy 2: Go on...

Guy 1: ...and nearly killed Sonic.

Guy 2: OH FUCK NO

Guy 1: YEAH, TIME PARADOX!

by Teslarossa May 12, 2013

Blowjob Paradox

Telling your date that you have to get going and they become so insecure they insist you come in and you end up getting a blowjob .

I told her I had to get up early for a meeting but she wouldn’t let me leave and I ended up getting the best blow job ever. That never happens I must’ve ended up in a blowjob paradox .

by MIKErophoneLA August 9, 2018

Zero Wipe Paradox

There is no poop that doesn't require a wipe, because to confirm it doesn't need a wipe, you would need to wipe once.

Zero Wipe Paradox is a paradox

by worm1234 August 9, 2012

Sophia Character Sketch Paradox

In an academic situation: When a friend points out a suggestion for your writing, but being the arrogant person you are, refuse to accept their suggestion, resulting in deducted marks. Afterwards, they will proceed to get mad for the suggestion they were oblivious to and continually vent about it.

Friend 1: Hey, how did you do on the English essay?
Sophia: I lost two marks for not using the word reserved instead of cautious!
Friend 1: But we told you to use that and you didn't listen!
Friend 2: Well, that's the Sophia Character Sketch Paradox in action!

by Geoffrey Lee October 26, 2020

Temporal Paradox

1: When the very flow of time colapses upon in itself due to a temporal incursion or "Time Travel" Noteworthy people who have gone backward in time would be...Well, that guy in Timecop....Shut up.
Anyhoo, don't go back in time, because you'll only crush a mosquito and destroy Berlin.

For more information on time paradoxes, Play TimeSplitters: Future Perfect. or watch a ST: Voyager episodes when it goes back in time...They have it down.

2. Whatever went on with Red Foreman and that big ship in Star Trek: Voyager. Like, seriously, WTF? Temporal Shielding? And why could they live forever if they're protected from time. They'd age normally! Sorry, it's just the fact you could erase places from time looks cool, but is just not feasible.

"What the hell, you're me!"
"Yeah, I knew you'd say that. Take this key, it's for that door. You won't make it through without it."
"If you couldn't make it through, who gave it to you?"
"I did"
"What?!"
"Just shut up, I gotta go and save us from a big snake"
"If you're me, then-"
"1978"
"But when"
"Yesterday"
"How-"
"I'm you right?"
"Oh yeah....How many fingers am I holding up?"
"I'm you, I'm not psychic....4"
"F%$#!"
"Really, now go on ahead through that door, and watch out for...Never mind"
"Huh?"

by Xel'Naga April 6, 2005