pinky promise

when people make a promise by intertwining their pinkys and then kiss their pinky.

i pinky promise i wont cheat on you with your best friend

by C.A.W March 08, 2009

fuck promise

a promise made during sex that is used to encourage continued activity. Usually, not to be carried out.

Bob didn't call Linda back the next morning like he said he would. He thought that was ok as it was a fuck promise.

by Tker December 16, 2009

pink promise

When someone whispers into a vagina.

He went between her legs and gave her a pink promise.

by Crawfordsss June 26, 2015

Cross-promised

When you make a promise whilst crossing your fingers. Meaning that you don't have to keep your promise.

'I was so annoyed when she cross-promised'

by Blonest May 04, 2019

dark promise

A promise that does not contain any good but dismay and dispirit ones enthusiasm and hope

The old man lamented weired words that sounded like a dark promise to the violent man

by peterz N May 31, 2019

Pastrami promise

The act of breaking wind while being spooned, preferably after sex.

Yo bro, that tinder bitch made me wear a rubber so I hit her with the pastrami promise!

by Raymurda April 24, 2020

Johnson promise

Any promise that the giver has no intention of keeping.

'He promised the work would be done by Friday, but both of us knew that was just a Johnson promise'.
'She said she'd be home by 10, but that was just a Johnson promise', etc. etc.

by exuk November 19, 2021