Oxygen

Lungs were invented by oxygen companys so people would buy oxygen

hey bro i just picked up some oxygen at the store

by Mug Full O' Cheese June 14, 2023

Carbon oxygen carbon potassium

It stands for C-O-C-K

Person 1: How did your date go?
Person 2: So bad, turns out she doesn't like Carbon oxygen carbon potassium

by Ranpapis big toe March 9, 2023

Flavored Oxygen

Also known as flavored air.

Usually slang for vape

Commonly used by people who are against the use of vape.

Guy 1: Imagine using flavored oxygen to power your day.

Guy 2: I agree

by toxically February 6, 2023

Oxygen

Plant farts

oxygen is the waste product of photosynthesis

by potato is good November 7, 2021

Oxygen mask

Sucking farts out of someone else’s asshole.

Santa saves his farts all day until he gets back to the North Pole where he gives Mrs. Clause the oxygen mask.

by Roy G. Biv November 18, 2021

Oxygen

The thing that you are wasting

Man you are a waste of oxygen, why did you fucking do that?

by Ole Hickey June 3, 2021

Oxygen

A highly Adictive chemical found in the Earths atmosphere. Excessive use of the drug can lead to death within 70 years. Budimir Sobat is currently holding the world record for the longest time spent without the drug, with an astonishing 24 minutes without inhaling it.

My grandpa died due to Oxygen overdose .

by TVdinner_ May 11, 2022