Head docking

the art of stretching ones foreskin over another persons face
raph had fallen asleep on the couch so kramer gave him a foresking hoodie, raph appreciaited it as it winter, head docking is an egyptian sport.
by dock champion April 26, 2010
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Dock Bumpers

Fake boobs which obviously look fake.
Too round, high and oddly spaced on the chest it is apparent these boobs have calcified into hardened blobs.

Touching them is reminiscent of the hard foam dock bumpers used when tethering boats to keep them from banging against the dock or moorings.
Check out Abbey's new dock bumpers. She's so proud of them but they feel so fake when you give her a hug.

Nice dock bumpers on Tiffy, huh? I'm sure they set her boyfriend back a few paychecks.
by Joy Lovewell December 29, 2009
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shock dock

A very sensual sexual act in which a man employs a latex glove to receive the contents of an explosive liquid bowel movement. The latex glove must then be formed to the traditional "shocker" hand shape which is by definition one (the thumb) for the clit, two (index and middle finger) in the pink, and one (the pinky) for the stink. The aforementioned glove must then be placed in the freezer for a minimum of twenty four hours so the fecal matter has the time to solidify in the latex glove. At this point the latex glove can be removed and said bowel movement has metamorphosed into a tool of ultimate sexual pleasure
I cant wait to pull this shock dock out of the fridge and really make that cunt squirt
by senior shock dock January 30, 2011
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Dijon docking

When you dip your dick into a jar of dijon mustard.
Did you see jared's snapchat of him dijon docking?
by Bigrik420 November 11, 2020
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Wenis Docking

The act of stretching ones wenis out to ceremoniously connect to and envelope another persons wenis. The act simulates two entities in space "docking" to produce an airtight seal.
Person 1: The other day I was included in some wenis docking, felt like I was in space as a friend of mine stretched their wenis out to go over mine, we had a moment of clarity as it was breathtakingly spectacular!
by TheMrSka May 24, 2021
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docking a quimbsby

A term for masturbation ,wanking when you have a less than average sized penis
jake Liam what are you doing

liamI'm docking a quimbsby jake
Oh dude that's nasty
by Buttorange101 January 17, 2018
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ball dock

Chin, the lower part of the face where testicles (balls) would end up if given oral sex by that person.
Scott said, "hey, look at the hairy ball dock on that crack whore!

"Nice ball dock on that new girl, eh?" Scott querried.
by Rhombic March 12, 2007
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