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blem blob

The slang-term for porely performed oral sex.
The phrase originates from the sound one would imagine a girl would make when trying to say blow job during the very same act, as it would perfectly represent the failure of a blem blob.

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Man! All that build up just to get a lousy blem blob, I'm breaking up with Ashley
by kashootuptheschool March 28, 2017
mugGet the blem blobmug.

Blouwe blob

Blouwe blob is another term for a person who has got chlamydia.
He has got the blob. The blouwe blob.
by Hans98 April 3, 2021
mugGet the Blouwe blobmug.

Orange Blob

by Definitions By Plank May 31, 2019
mugGet the Orange Blobmug.

Blob Blocker

Hey Jess, My blob has arrived...got any blob blockers?
by TescoBringsAllTheMumsToTheYard November 22, 2011
mugGet the Blob Blockermug.

Blob out

The term blob out (or blobbing out or simply blobbing) refers to the act of turning off one's own bones as a means to relaxation, allowing one's body to pool out on a surface in a blob-like way.
Man I really wish I can go home so I can blob out already. Today's been awful!
by the-blobster August 17, 2018
mugGet the Blob outmug.

Blee-blob

An word used in insults, generally directed towards someone you strongly dislike.
You son of a Blee-blob!
by 𒅒 March 7, 2023
mugGet the Blee-blobmug.

stank blob

1.) An extremely ugly baby; 2.) Noxious blob of matter; 3.) A way of saying you have taken a shit.
Brenda: Have you see Melissa's stank blob?

Frank: I haven't.
Brenda: Well it is very cringeworthy to look at
by Vampric July 21, 2017
mugGet the stank blobmug.

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