means that tons of whores are on your STD dick...which is the size of two fries, some people use this saying when angry or horny
person one: theres so many bitches on my dick
person two: dude thats awesome, those whores know how to suck the nails out of you...
person two: dude thats awesome, those whores know how to suck the nails out of you...
by lilly ann 101 September 1, 2010
Get the Bitches on my dickmug. When one pushes a shit out so hard that a male's genitals shoot up into the intestine, and come screaming out of the colon like a bat out of hell, often resulting in debris, ie. colon splashes. The sensation of "shitting of one's dick" may intoxicate the shittee into sureal hallucinations of peewee's playhouse. Shitting of Dick is a result of someone going to banana sandwich trying to forcefully discharge a fart, in rare cases producing mass amounts of chocolate rain and doo doo butter. Ancient tales tell of a superior being, Lordi, who is said to collect the remnance of a dick shit.
"Glucose, chill out with the protein shakes, or you'll end up shitting your dick like last monday!"
"Hey bro, can you give me a hand, I think I'm shitting my dick!"
"Hey bro, can you give me a hand, I think I'm shitting my dick!"
by Dirty Uncle Red December 20, 2008
Get the Shitting My Dickmug. by lazyboy5000 April 3, 2010
Get the Hold My Dickmug. by B Rabbit 8 mile October 13, 2016
Get the sing on my dickmug. "Fuck on my dick" is a term used when you want to sound like a fucking G who claps bitches cheeks on the daily. This can also be used when your homie is down and you need to cheer him up.
"Franklin you bitch, i got fuck on my dick"
"Yo homie, it'll be all good. Fuck Jessica, you need some fuck on your dick'
"Yo homie, it'll be all good. Fuck Jessica, you need some fuck on your dick'
by nukefart14 October 15, 2019
Get the Fuck on my dickmug. Suck my dick although might be taken out of context is used as a way to tell some one to shut up or stop talking and many times is used to invalidate what some one is saying.
by tllp May 5, 2023
Get the Suck my dickmug. by Lost sheep February 21, 2015
Get the Thumpin' my dickmug.