nostril rape

The act in which some one male sticks his penis up soomeones nostril without consent

No, john I told you I don't want it up my nostril.... John that's (nostril rape)

by Nostril rape isn't a joke September 14, 2017

nostrilize

The act of adding nostrils to a creature/object.

Person 1: Have you finished sculpting the statue yet?
Person 2: One second I just have to nostrilize it.

by moonarm September 4, 2020

wet nostril

a moisturized nose orifice

wow thats a moisturized nose orifice
oh you mean a wet nostril

by crabbyPattyFormula April 24, 2019

Nostril Air Redirection

The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.

Nostril Air Redirection may not work often, but it feels satisfying when it does.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 25, 2022

Zom nostril

An area or hole inside your nose that is literally rotting from your cocaine abuse. Usually the cartilage inside deteriorating

Friend 1: how is your nose from all the snow?

Friend 2: its kinda bad theres now a hole in my nose the hurts and it looks infected.
Friend 1: ew its a fucking zom nostril!

by Scooterboy4lifeahhwhhh June 13, 2018

Nostril gators

It's an aligator protecting in an around the nostril ensuring safety to the nostril at all times

My nostril gators need feeding

by Kim mckee August 1, 2016

InFlAtEd NoStRiLs

when your weird potato friend ends up to go around and inflate her nostrils like balloons.

me: suh

friend: *inflated nostrils*

by P0HTAHT0H January 29, 2019