status bait

a facebook status that is made just so a specific person will like it

Bob wants Jill to like his status. Bob knows Jill likes Aerosmith. Bob makes status "Dream On." Jill takes the "status bait" and likes it.

by kWMp April 20, 2010

status remorse

When one posts a status update on a social networking site and immediately regrets it, but cannot delete it since it's already been posted for all to see, and any revision would be obvious and painfully transparent.

"Aww, man, I'm having some status remorse. I posted that I'm going to Vegas but my supervisor thinks I'm sick. He's probably already seen my status."

by swingladyA September 13, 2009

Toxic Status

When you write a simple comment, or you like someones status on a social netowrking website, mostly Facebook and you receive a multitude of notifications from other people's comments. Its at this point you realize how stupid it was to comment.

1. "I liked his status and now I have 50 notifications. Its become a Toxic Status!"

2. "I just commented on his status. oh a notification, another one, another one, when will they end! No I have been infected by the toxic status."

by Frustrated Facebook November 12, 2009

Bum-status

One's being at a low point for a certain amount of time, whether its lack of socialism/swag/employment status.

1.Ray: "Yo you here from D at all? That motherfucka fell off the grid mane?". TJ: "Yea that niggas been playin that Call of Duty shit online 24/7, that dudz on fuckin "BUM-STATUS" right now".
2. D: "Yo TJ did Ray find a job yet?"
TJ: "Nah that nigga don't do shit now, bitchz on bum-status and shit....real talk".

by osmitchof08 August 23, 2011

Statue guy

A type of user, primarily on Twitter, that has a marble statue from Classical history (or the Renaissance) as their profile picture and has far-right politics. Such users typically post about "degeneracy" extensively, and bemoan the loss of "Western values" in countries like the United States of America and the United Kingdom. They also typically idolize Roman culture and are disapproving toward LGBTQ+ rights as well as other liberal priorities.

A statue guy replied to my Tweet of my dog with, "This is why Rome fell."

by lazarusinhell October 28, 2023

flight status

A term used to describe one's preparedness to engage in a certain activity, most often associated with drinking.

Tim: "What's your flight status?"

Larry: "We are a go."

by vaeren May 21, 2007

Status Bomb

Commenting on someone's Facebook status with something that has nothing to do with the status. This includes starting conversations with other commenters and annoying everyone else on the string.

Status: that new movie was awesome
Status Bomb: Hey Terry, do you still have my drill?

by Keifer411 December 21, 2012