Neece Mates

Used when describing close acquaintances whose banter or chat can only be described as smelly or stinky. Usually talking crap to gain cred or being perceived as cool, their chat typically achieves the opposite.

Usage: Steph Byrd has such neece mates, they've got such stinky chat.

Further Examples of neece mates:

Neece Mate 1 - Hello mate, I’ve just sunk 8 snakey bakeys in a row. I’m cruising on the A banter to Lashville.

Neece Mate 2 - Do my guns look big in this?

Neece Mate 3 - I have a mate of a mate of a mate who can sink 12 snakey bakeys in 5 seconds and then he eats the glass because he is such a ‘LAD’

by neecebants August 18, 2009

Neive

Neive's tend to be more introverted but will eventually warm up to you. She is funny but also a savage and has severe mama bear syndrome. She is tall and artistic. She is lazy and is always making jokes about how fat she is. She always insults you but deep down she loves you. She is secretive and hides a lot of things.

"is that a slug?"
"no that's Neive"

by Alwazzbord March 24, 2019

liam neesence

A term used to express ones feeling of actor Liam Neeson being their shit.

Yo, tooken two starring the admirable liam neesence.

by Narwhal Nation November 26, 2013

your opinion is not needed

The title says it all

Your opinion is not needed m8

by hollaback-girl June 26, 2016

neemer

A small yet sometimes aggresive creature that originates from Nicaragua. Enjoys whisky and guiness at an near addictive level. Often changes the pitch and tone of her voice for no functional purpose.

The neemer should never be fed after midnight!

by lanmar August 26, 2006

neece banter

When someone's chat/banter is weak or self indulgent. Usually used by the scapegoat of a group to try and creep their way up the social hierarchy but by using neece banter they have achieved quite the opposite.

'Just hooned 2 snakey B's mate. Lets have a bevvie comp.'
Person 1 'How does he get his calves so defined?'
Person 2 'Barukh Abadi, don't use such neece banter.'

by David Masson January 28, 2008

Neeber

Someone who is a Noob and a Feeder. They will maintain an ideal of purely retarded game antics, whilst continuing to feed the enemy, making them super mega fed and imba.

Dota Pro 1: "Daniel should quit playing dota after that game he fed each member five kills, the retard was 0-25"
Dota Pro 2: "he is such a neeber"

by Deejjj April 1, 2009