nad neutralizer

(n). When one takes some sort of physical means to decrease one's libido, so one cannot have an erection. Quite often the man will take something to block one's urges. Another name for this is to install a pop up blocker. Don't confuse this with cock blocker. That's entirely different.
Hey, man, I heard that you're going to Vegas tomorrow. With all those scantily clad showgirls around everywhere, aren't you worried that you will get into trouble with the Missus out of town?

No man, I got it covered. I too a 'nad neutralizer, so I'm good.
by Mind Gamer November 26, 2013
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BIG nads

Typically a slag of some nature, short in stature but large in the weight department. When it steps on the scales you mistake it for the euro millions jackpot. Can be used as a weight measurement.
That bag of cotton is pure BIG nads!
Oi, G look at that BIG nads across the street, jerez dam.
by Lark arse December 05, 2018
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Goat nad

That niccah goat nads smelled like fish . We were playing dodgeball and I got hit in the goat nads . I’ll bet his goat nads were sore and smashing that fat girl all night . Come here and rub my goat nads baby . I’m not in the mood tonight my goat nads hurt .
by 818King February 24, 2025
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