Glazed Munchkins

When you take a nut video and let that sticky hot jizz sit on the top your balls like a sweet sweet glaze.

“Hey babe I can send you a video of my glazed munchkins if you want and then maybe later I can put them in your mouth.”

by nassenma August 7, 2022

Munchkin wank

A phrased used to insult a young boy that hasn't reached puberty yet.

Boy - i can do whatever i like you can't stop me!
Older person- You wanna bet you munchkin wank.

by jackametii1234 February 22, 2010

Dutch Munchkin

The act of anally inflating an irish midget with hyena semen (LIVE SEMEN.), meanwhile an apprentice defecates on said midget’s face.

Josh: see that midget over there?
frank: yeah, why?
josh: i gave em a Dutch Munchkin
frank: what the fuck josh

by Les Vondoo, on xbox live. March 23, 2024

Rusty munchkin

Refers to an old stripper who likes it rough and without lube (rusty) (munchkin) old but she ain't afraid to do no positions eigther cuz she's super flexible and longable

Person 1:Me and Trevor are going down to the whore house to try and get a rusty munchkin

Person 2:Nah mate that's dirty

Person 1:I like um old and maluable

by Drip drip wet wet October 15, 2018

jungle munchkin

A 'jungle munchkin' is that friend who can swing from tree to tree like nobodys business but is around 5' tall.

Holy shit that kid just tarzanned his way across those trees, what a jungle munchkin.

by AWildShrimp March 22, 2017

Fuzzy Shit Munchkin

When your dad comes home from a long day of work at Bosch on a Saturday and had a couple beers and wants some of that nice tight hairy asshole that you've been hiding in your pants.

"Son bring over that fuzzy shit munchkin so daddy can have himself a good time." -Dad

"I'm just a kid!!!!" -Son

by BoschDaddy May 4, 2020

Munchkin

A cool dude

Girl: I wanna fuck munchkin

by Btec autism October 7, 2018