Munchkin wank

A phrased used to insult a young boy that hasn't reached puberty yet.

Boy - i can do whatever i like you can't stop me!
Older person- You wanna bet you munchkin wank.

by jackametii1234 February 22, 2010

punchin yo munchkin

jerking off

QUIT PUNCHIN YO MUNCHKIN

by BRAKOZA June 30, 2015

Rusty munchkin

Refers to an old stripper who likes it rough and without lube (rusty) (munchkin) old but she ain't afraid to do no positions eigther cuz she's super flexible and longable

Person 1:Me and Trevor are going down to the whore house to try and get a rusty munchkin

Person 2:Nah mate that's dirty

Person 1:I like um old and maluable

by Drip drip wet wet October 15, 2018

Munchkin

A fat baby pig. The way its but smells

You look like a munchkin

by Cara de culo March 11, 2018

Munchkin

The opposite of a blumpkin.
When a guy is eating a girl out while she's taking a shit.

Tommy gave me my first official munchkin last night. It..was.. AWESOME!

by Thiccthighsavelives08 December 27, 2024

dunk the munchkins

An expression meaning to take a dump

Will you excuse me while I go dunk the munchkins?

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

Munchkin Princess

An unforgettably adorable ball of fun - most commonly used to describe the girl of one's dream.

Awww you're my munchkin princess!

by slashjammy November 18, 2015