the act of oral sex ("eating out") being between two or more lesbians being performed while one or all of the active participants are inflicted with a severe vaginal yeast infection.
Originally heard spoken at a karaoke bar in SE Portland, OR in mid 2009, the term has spread to various town, cities and suburbs throughout the Pacific Northwest, USA.
Originally heard spoken at a karaoke bar in SE Portland, OR in mid 2009, the term has spread to various town, cities and suburbs throughout the Pacific Northwest, USA.
The lesbian subsect called "homowhores" will give and receive the mustard salad regardless of smell, sight, or taste.
by SlaterDurkee August 6, 2009
Get the mustard salad mug.A 'Mustard Coincidence' occurs when you hear the same subject repeated from differing sources in close timing multiple times with no obvious alternative explanation.
A One of your friends talks at length about mustard while eating mustard.
Later in the day you see a mustard commercial on TV
You then see a man buying inordinate amounts of mustard at the supermarket.
This is the Mustard Coincidence.
Later in the day you see a mustard commercial on TV
You then see a man buying inordinate amounts of mustard at the supermarket.
This is the Mustard Coincidence.
by c--b April 25, 2010
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A person who posseses the defining characteristics of both a mutant and a retard.
A person of little social credibility.
A person of little social credibility.
Child - Mum, why is tha man drooling?
Mother - It's rude to stare, he is a mutard, he can't help it.
Mother - It's rude to stare, he is a mutard, he can't help it.
by Child of the Monkey Basket August 17, 2003
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by esqo December 12, 2008
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This act begins with the female giving a hearty blowjob to the male. Once the blowjob is complete, the male ejaculates into the female's mouth. Instantly after the aforementioned ejaculation, the male also urinates into the females mouth hole. This maneuver is best done when the male is slightly dehydrated, as to make his urine more of a yellowish hue.
After the semen and urine are in the female's mouth, she keeps her lips around the male's penis and proceeds to slosh and motorboat the mixture around the males penis. Resulting in a feeling that can only be compared with sticking your penis in a warm bowl of marshmallow cream.
This act begins with the female giving a hearty blowjob to the male. Once the blowjob is complete, the male ejaculates into the female's mouth. Instantly after the aforementioned ejaculation, the male also urinates into the females mouth hole. This maneuver is best done when the male is slightly dehydrated, as to make his urine more of a yellowish hue.
After the semen and urine are in the female's mouth, she keeps her lips around the male's penis and proceeds to slosh and motorboat the mixture around the males penis. Resulting in a feeling that can only be compared with sticking your penis in a warm bowl of marshmallow cream.
Guy 1: Dude! last night I got my girlfriend to give me another mustard wash!
Guy 2: You seriously need to pee before you get head next time.
Guy 2: You seriously need to pee before you get head next time.
by george133 June 14, 2011
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