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Mono

When someone kisses another human by shoving their tongue down their throat and out their ass. Usually common horny among teens that have no self control.
My homeboy received mono.
by GoldenGabe28 July 12, 2019
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Wow look it's Mono! The sexiest entity alive!
by MrMonotaiga October 19, 2021
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hermano es un mono
by yogiebear August 6, 2024
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Mono-sexual

Just a lonely guy or gal that has sex with himself.
Dude 1:dude where were you i could not find you at the strip club
Dude 2: soz bro i was fucking my-self you know just being a Mono-sexual
by Hardeetoo May 23, 2019
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mono compliment

A compliment directed towards oneself. Can sometimes be perceived as being arrogant, self-centered, or cocky. Used by only the most amazing individuals.
"so I said to my self, self you are truly amazing."

"If I was any more amazing I would be God."

"I wake up in the morning not feeling like P.Diddy."

Person 1: "I am so amazing."

Person 2: "If it wasn't for mono compliments you wouldn't get any."
by assbergers sounds tasty April 30, 2014
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Don't be Teethruto, be Mono
by Shdkdbxis November 10, 2021
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Mono-funk

A term sometimes used to describe an individual infected with the mononucleosis virus. This term is most commonly used in rural North Dakota and Minnesota.
"Don't kiss her, she's one of those "Mono-funks!"

"He spat on my ham and gave me mono!" "Mono-funk!"
by Current Mono-funk October 29, 2009
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