McDonald's

The failed result of two obese individuals attempting to have intercourse but instead going to their favorite fast-food restaurant.

Those two fat fuckers had to give up on sex and went to McDonald's instead.

by Timmytukan March 10, 2009

McDonalds

Complete and udder shit. A lying, stupid, money-hungry fast food business that just wants your money and doesn't care about its green hamburger patties.

Big n' Tasty, McGriddle, Fish Fillet

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 1, 2003

Mcdonalds

A place where you get fed poison every day and you dont know why you keep eating it, and also they call it fast food but it takes you 30 MINUTES just to get through the drive through, but you still wait.

Man im so fat now because i ate at mcdonalds

by Rad dude80 July 16, 2018

McDonalds

a place where they siphon the toilets directly to the... uhh... "chocolate milkshakes"

a place where they clean up dried cum and use them for french fries

a place for freaks with red hair, noses and white faces

a place where sausages REALLY ARE pig and/or rat intestines

damn that's some really fuckin good McDonald's! wanna go add sumthin to their milkshakes?

by Dj Masta Cheez September 26, 2004

McDonalds

A corpse that has been made into a burger. The fries are from there penis.
The buns are there asscheeks and the
blood is ketchup.

by My name? July 26, 2003

Mcdonald's

A restaurant that serves crap right outta Britney Spears' ass.

McDonald's is the crappiest restaurant on the face of the planet.

by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004

McDonalds

A 100% comercial capitalist organisation that sells people crap instead of food. People still buy it, though, because they're stupid and want to play with the little and useless toys they give with happy meals. Actually, it's a hidden alien organisation that wants to take over the world, and it seems to be doing very well at it.

by Nat July 28, 2003