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mating press

A sex position commonly seen in hentai and Rule 34 and sometimes porn. It is normally just the Missionary position (albeit exaggerated) from the view of the couple’s rear, with the added touch of the penetrator’s legs more up on the receiver’s legs for “deeper” penetration. It looks as though the penetrator is squating while in the position.

This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.

A similar position is the Pile Driver.
“Man, that view of the mating press really turned me on!”

“I did a mating press with my wife and she got pregnant the next day!”
by El Fuckface October 2, 2018
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Muxingzi

Female; an adorable, yet mad Chinese girl who looks like a potato and behaves like a wild puppy.
She was very Muxingzi today.
Look at her, what a Muxingzi she is!!!
by ufo007 September 14, 2016
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Fishy Fishy, making it stinky

Fishy fishy making it stinky is a phrase that was birthed in the movie Goat Story that was reviewed once by the amazing Kurtis Conner. Fishy fishy making it stinky is used when you are sabotaging something like plans. When you use no one will suspect you (TOTALLY). If someone sees you doing this, you will sadly get the old fish in the mouth
"Hey! Now my plans are fishy and stinky who did this?"

"Sorry dude but I saw Sara fishy fishy making it stinky earlier!"
"What does that mean?"
"Fishy fishy making it stinky is used when you are sabotaging something like plans. When you use no one will suspect you (TOTALLY). If someone sees you doing this, you will sadly get the old fish in the mouth!"
"Oh, ok."
"Fishy Fishy, making it stinky is a phrase that was birthed in the movie Goat Story that was reviewed once by the amazing Kurtis Conner. Fishy fishy making it stinky is used when you are sabotaging something like plans. When you use no one will suspect you (TOTALLY). If someone sees you doing this, you will sadly get the old fish in the mouth!"
"Oh wow thanks"
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making coffee

When a person partakes in gossip, but misconstrues the details and often gets the story wrong.
Kevin told me the tea about my boyfriend’s infidelity, but I think he’s just making coffee.
by t3aspiller March 5, 2019
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Blue Mixing

In the music industry, when the "sound guy" makes an opening band sound bad (by poorly mixing them) to make the headlining band sound better.

The practice is mentioned in Five Iron Frenzy's song "Blue Mix" from the album "Electric Boogaloo." Lead singer Reese Roper disclosed the song's meaning in the November/December 2001 issue of HM (Hard Music) Magazine.
Blue mixing these next few bands will help us out Joel, we don't want these kids to forget who the main event is...
by toothandnailrocker July 1, 2010
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San Quentin mating call

A fart among a bunch of horny incarcerated men.
In a jail holding cell:

Man, I gotta cut one.

Dude, keep a tight sphincter. You don't want to be letting out no San Quentin mating call here.
by TJ3 February 3, 2010
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Malingering

Malingering is intentional deceptive behavior, not a medical or psychiatric disorder. The diagnosis of malingering rests upon the identification of an external or "secondary" gain being present as the main motivation for the behavior. In other words, what does the person hope to gain?
Nurse is malingering out of work, now his teammates have to pick up his slack.
by pisceanaquifiel July 23, 2009
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