A mthyological creature reportedly inhabiting south florida. The creature is best described as a skinny blonde woman with the butt cheeks of a hippopotamus.
"Bro I'm horny as fuck tonight. Wanna go out and look for some chicks?"
"Hell yea man, I'm looking for a Marissataur tonight."
"Hell yea man, I'm looking for a Marissataur tonight."
by TheScenario April 19, 2010
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Marissa Ramirez: My name is Marissa Ramirez :)
Girl: OMG, WILL YOU BE MY BESTFRIEND??
Marissa Ramirez: My name is Marissa Ramirez :)
Girl: OMG, WILL YOU BE MY BESTFRIEND??
by mwejcndcneqbfuvpy76t4hbrj0[mf June 15, 2016
Get the Marissa Ramirez mug.the best friend anyone can have. also everybody's favorite mammal. marissa's are usually funny and can be found in the band room.
friend 1: hey, this is random what is your favorite mammal and where can it be found?
friend 2: oh that one's easy, it's marissa and they are usually found in the band room.
friend 2: oh that one's easy, it's marissa and they are usually found in the band room.
by blackkeys_73 June 28, 2009
Get the Marissa mug.1. Obsession with one's marks;
2. Willingness to do anything for higher marks;
3. The philosophy a person who actually wants to do something useful in life;
4. something all serious students should be.
2. Willingness to do anything for higher marks;
3. The philosophy a person who actually wants to do something useful in life;
4. something all serious students should be.
A: I could've totally gotten a 90! Why do I always get 89?
B: Stop complaining, why are you such a marksist?
A: A what?
B: Marksist! You're obsessed with your marks!
A: ... Oh. Well, I'm a senior, my marks are important!
B: That's true. I guess marksism is a must.
A: Absolutely.
B: Stop complaining, why are you such a marksist?
A: A what?
B: Marksist! You're obsessed with your marks!
A: ... Oh. Well, I'm a senior, my marks are important!
B: That's true. I guess marksism is a must.
A: Absolutely.
by defenestratedwindows December 12, 2010
Get the marksism mug.Typically a beautiful, intelligent, outgoing person. Marissas are very caring and are always the first to jump up and help a stranger. They have boys in awe over their beauty and gorgeous brown hair. Words cannot describe the mating type of person that Marissas tend to be. If you know a Marissa, hold on to them. You won’t find a better friend or companion.
Person 1: If you could be like the person you look up to the most, who would it be?
Person 2: Marissa. Need I say more?
Person 2: Marissa. Need I say more?
by thebestgal October 6, 2018
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Elijah: brooo why is Marissa so gorgeous I love her.
Boy: bro you lucky I heard Marissa is very loyal.
Boy: bro you lucky I heard Marissa is very loyal.
by Your Local BadBitch September 19, 2020
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