Marijuana

If you really had to look this up on urban dictionary to figure out what it meant you really need to get out more
by aorbtnely July 23, 2010
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An illegal drug that turns people into douchebags that do nothing except complain about how they want it legal and about how they think it is "the cure for the world's problem". Users also try to find something bad about those against it.
Dude 1: DUDE! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? MARIJUANA IS NOT ADDICTIVE! $&#@ OFF!

Dude 2: If it wasn't, why won't you quit/

Dude 1: 'CAUSE I LIKE IT! ALSO, I LOOKED UP YOUR BACKGROUND HISTORY AND YOU DIDN'T PAY YOUR TAXES ONE TIME!

Dude 2: Why did you go through the trouble to figure that out just to protect an illegal drug?

Dude 1: $@^* OFF!
by BenderRoblox May 05, 2010
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marijuana marijuana marijuana god damn i love marijuana - it get you high! and we all know thats whats life is all about! exclamation
"Smokeylagrieta i found your marijuana," "shut the fuck up bitch"
by smokeylagrita December 17, 2003
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Noun.

The most beautiful and underestimated plant on the face of this huge planet. Barred by governments because it causes mass peace whenever used. So wonderful to be under the influence! (of some pot)
Guy 1: Dude, I just bought some goodass northern lights.
Guy 2: FOR REAL? That shit is rare!
Guy 1: Hell yeah now shut the fuck up and let's blaze on this sticky-icky.
Guy 2: I love marijuana. (takes a hit)
by Cru_orem November 24, 2008
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A beautiful, magical herb that brings joy and happiness to all the people of the world who are open minded enough to give it a chance.
Mom: Smoke the marijuana, it'll make you feel young, alive, vibrant and colorful!
Child: O.O Ok.
Government: *Arrests mom*
by Rosalieee. August 29, 2010
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Marijuana

The best substance ever given to mankind. The ultimate gift from God.
Marijuana is what makes the worlt d go round!
by JRM128 April 24, 2010
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The drug of choice for many and a great way to relax. Was used by the 1960's hippie generation in massive amounts. It should be make legal but bible thumpers and old people in the baby boomer generation and generation x are too close minded and ignort to want that.
Marijuana rules.
by Deep blue 2012 April 03, 2010
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