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Supported the fascists in the 60s now, today is content with biggotry snipping at good tv, film and music, and attacking the defcless (asylum seekers for example)
Incredicly infuryiating to read.
by tranquil_demon August 29, 2003
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mailynn

she's super sexy and al the guys want her. She usually Asian (Asian name) and is super cute and pretty. She gets straight A's and is a bad biddie. She's an awesome friend to have and you don't wanna lose her.
Mailynn is always there for me. Should I ask her out? Dude! Don't! She just got out a relationship with Jacob! You're right.
by radical;) March 14, 2017
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FOIL E-Mail

A FOIL (F-Off I'm Leaving) E-Mail is a short e-mail you send to all your co-workers to tell them you have to ditch work for the day, for reasons you are not going to disclose but are most likely related to sunny weather, holiday shopping, or a hangover.
Elements of a "FOIL E-Mail" are described below:

Hello all, (#1, greet everyone cheerfully).

I 'gotta roll. (#2, state your intentions with confidence.)

A personal emergency has occurred, important. (#3, vague excuse that sounds important.)

Joe "Tequila" <= (#4, friendly signature with nickname)

"I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt."

"Britney Spears" (#5 - cheesy quotation under your signature to create distraction.)
by vodka_joe December 28, 2010
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dirty mailbox

A sexual position, the female participant is in the doggy style position. The male participant (Mailman) aproaches from behind and enters into the anus, quickly withdrawing and then immediately entering the vagina. Thus he dirties up the mail and then delivers it.
That hoes quiefs smell like shit, she must have gotten a dirty mailbox.

I hooked up with my ex and gave her the dirty mailbox, I hope she gets a yeast infection.
by dego dis way May 18, 2006
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mail bomber

A utility or tool usually written in php to send someone a mass quantity of emails in a short period of time. Usually used for malicious purposes or pranks.
Tina used a mail bomber and sent Joe 543 emails.
by IceZee January 1, 2007
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mailwhore

Every computer gick has his mailwhore e-mail address that he uses for registering to bogus sites that you know you dont want your real email address to be in.
"Hey man dont use your real email, here, use my mailwhore address"
by amir & boaz March 8, 2009
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Mailson Mandela

Referring to Nelson Mandela who was in prison for 27 years. Mailson is referring to losing your mail key and unable to check your mail for an extended amount of time.
Nick: so what did you think of the muppets on ice show?

Ryan: Mailson Mandela. I missed it because the tickets were in my mailbox.
by HarersRinTheBuilding June 28, 2011
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