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Person 1: was talking to a Marcus Lorenzo on tinder yesterday.
Person 2: Oh No! Did you get out safely?
Person 2: Oh No! Did you get out safely?
by £ltonB0y April 6, 2020
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New guy at school: "hey who are you?
Lorenzo: "i'm Lorenzo"
New guy: I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND I LOVE ME SOME GORGEOUS LORENZO MMMMMMMMM.
Lorenzo: "i'm Lorenzo"
New guy: I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND I LOVE ME SOME GORGEOUS LORENZO MMMMMMMMM.
by OwO_Urban_Dick February 20, 2020
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‘Lorenzo Zurzolo is the sexiest man on earth’
by Stargirl ☆ July 24, 2024
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Man I can’t wait to stroke on Lorenzo Stroke Day, I won’t even have to work so I can focus on getting premium strokes!
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