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Lorenzo

A Lorenzo is a guy from the Netherlands , England or Italy. He's always really nice and loves memes. He will most likely to end up being your friend.
New guy at school: "hey who are you?
Lorenzo: "i'm Lorenzo"
New guy: I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND I LOVE ME SOME GORGEOUS LORENZO MMMMMMMMM.
by OwO_Urban_Dick February 20, 2020
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Lorenzo

Lorenzo gets so easily attached to anything he likes but is so held back by his own toxic masculinity that his passive aggressiveness makes you want to punch them in the face. He is so manipulative and cries at night about their 3.8 inch dick. once he gets fixated on something itll be the only thing he wants from you(even if you say no or tell them it makes you not feel like a person anymore) Lorenzo is the type of person to never admit their wrong and just ignore it ever happened
jared: Yo isnt that Lorenzo shouldnt he be in jail right now?

sarah: Omg yeah it is i hate lorenzo
by scooty mcscotty February 6, 2022
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Lorenzo

Lorenzo is the greatest person you can met. He is the guy who fucks every single girl he wants to. Every girl loves him. If he loves your crush, you better give up because she already loves him. Lorenzos have the best clothing styles you've ever seen and they are very popular and loved by other people. Everybody would like to be a Lorenzo.
Omg I love Lorenzo, like everybody else.
by King2000 January 2, 2017
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Don Lorenzo

“The Ace Eater”
Don Lorenzo is the greatest defender in all of Blue Lock.
Marc Snuffy- “Would you play soccer with me?”
Don Lorenzo- “Give me Money”
Snuffy- “Sure, how much do you want? Let’s work together
And so, the legend Don Lorenzo was created
by txuj April 13, 2025
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Lorenzo

Lorenzo is coming over tonight. Lorenzo is very small
by heeheehali December 5, 2019
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Lorenzo

The god of macking. Shatterer of cervixes. 99% overall in 2k22
Lorenzo fucked my girlfriend last night and I'm actually kind of happy about it.
by Farkan June 6, 2022
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Lorenzo

The kind of guy who’ll lead you on and reject you three times every time but you’re too stupid to realize it because you’re a sad in love individual.
Friend A: I just got rejected by Lorenzo again
Friend B: dude are you dumb?
by FlowerGirlMia July 17, 2021
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