sexy llama

One so sexy they can be awesome enough to be reffered to as a llama.

"Hey, look at that sexy llama over there!" or "My llama is sexier than yours" and one of my favorites "Hey, get your hands off my sexy llama!"

by Kandybat April 10, 2010

rent-a-llama

A market moving service, which uses the mystical powers of the llama to push or pull markets. Coming to an IRC channel near you.

<YMgal> how much is that llama in the window... (spit spit) the one with the soft fuzzy coat.. (spit spit). Rent-a-llama has me on hold ;-(

by zwf September 27, 2004

drama llama

drama brought along on internet communities, mainly of the ridiculous type.

OMGZZZ looks like BP is getting a visit from the DRAMA LLAMA*&$@(

by sharla July 23, 2008

Llama Dick

A large, uncircumcised penis.

Girl 1- Doesn't your boyfriend have a llama dick?
Girl 2- Yup, and he's an animal in the bedroom.

by QueenBee1994 April 13, 2016

Llama cheddar

Another word for smegma, but also known as "dick cheese"

I would do my boyfriend, but he has Hella llama cheddar up on that bitchh

by YahSgnijsrgbiurbgi November 13, 2011

Purple Llama

A combination of the greatest color that ever existed, Purple, and the greatest animal that ever existed, Llama, forming a godlike creature known as the purple llama.

John: Man, I'm so high.
Bill: Hey, man, I think I just saw a purple llama fly by!

by Hahalcoholic November 15, 2010

Drama-Llama

Like the Bluebird of Happiness or the Chicken of depression, the arrival of the Drama-Llama guarantees that a situation will become emotionally unstable. Tears will be shed, accusations will fly, and hearts will be broken.

"...The female in question seems to be of the same mindset as I, namely that we'd have sex just because it's nice, we're not looking for a relationship and we're just enjoying ourselves and so on.

However, I've got the sneaking suspicion that this could quickly render me a visit from the Drama-Llama... "

by Gunblade April 20, 2005