liquor snake

when you are too drunk and you have to blame your actions on the imaginary conscience that is with you all night

“man i got so mangled last night i pissed on myself and womped my friends with pillows, it wasn’t me though the liquor snake came out to play.”

by [e-mail] May 21, 2020

liquor snarp

A liquor snarp is someone who gets really drunk, and isn't able to hold in their liquor.

1: Brooo your liquor snarp, you puked everywhere last night.

2: Dude I can't even remember last night, I woke up in my own puke.

by F@llen October 21, 2017

Liquor Funnel

The body part that transfers liquor from a bottle to your bloodstream and then to your "ass" aka mouth; turning you into a total asshole, ass wipe, ass face that talks out of your ass.

He couldn't keep his liquor funnel shut so now he is getting an ass whooping by that random dude.

by Bobby Tanqueray June 12, 2016

Liquor Cock

This is alludes to the fact that sometimes when you drink a lot at night, and then go to sleep you find yourself wide awake several hours later unable to fall back asleep. Sometimes referred to as the Liquor Rooster... however, this name is not as much fun to say.

I drank so much last night, but at 4 am the Liquor Cock woke me up, and I it took me three hours to fall back asleep.

by RCPB July 29, 2013

liquor mouth

when you drink too much the night before and wake up to a mouth beyond the normal level of dry mouth which can only be described as liquor mouth.

dude i chugged a mug full of bacardi 151 yesterday and woke up with the sickest liquor mouth ever

by neo lockness December 6, 2011

Liquor liar

A person that is quick to say they don’t drink alcohol, but will drink willing when it is available.

Drinker: I heard about this new Gin that is supposed to be really smooth; I’m going to try it out this weekend.
Liquor liar: It is probably not good, plus I don’t drink liquor.
Drinker: You drink with me all the time; you are such a liquor liar.

by anonymous June 17, 2023

Liquor enthusiast

One who enjoys liquor to its full potential as often and in as large amounts possible. But of course, is not an alcoholic.

I don't have drinking problem. I'm a liquor enthusiast

by Saddam husein September 9, 2018