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Ligma

Ligma is a very contagious disease, commonly spread to Fortnite twitch streamers, to prevent this disease buy the fortnite battle pass. Or simply ligma, ligma BALLS-
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by Oliver teehee March 8, 2022
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Ligma

Lycirobacterium Internal Genealirus Morph-Arsintits, better referred to as LIGMA, is an infectious disease usually caused by the Mycobacterium Ligmitus Arsintits (MLA) bacterias which can be traced to the Bophides Myphat (BMP) genus of Rubondese Sloberon (RMO), all traced to the bofa (Biological Oscillopsian Fibrospectare Arsintits), Ligma being the second stage. Ligma is extremely fatal with a fatality rate of 99.97% according to an underground lab (lab 42-069) in Sugon, Indo-China. Lab 42-069 also proved it to be part of Bophides Myphat, the rarest genus of RMO. Around ninety percent of people who caught Ligma are virgins, a study which lab 42-069 is working on as of November 2018. Ligma is spread from one person to the next through the air (HHT). Symptoms of Ligma are: blue balls, shriveled testicles, being a virgin.

Treatments of Ligma are being heavily researched. Ligma being part of BOFA gives it a notorious difficulty in finding a treatment procedure. However, as of September 11th 2021, one treatment has been concocted. The LIGMA-BALLS (Byranithium Arsintits Lerangion Ligahndi Stigmakok) procedure is the only working treatment for Ligma, notorious for its difficult procedure. Ligma is the last treatable stage of the BOFA spectrum. The LIGMA-BALLS procedure evidently can prevent further infection like the final stage of the BOFA spectrum: E-TMA. E-TMA (Encephalitis-Tetratingulous Microthercian Arsintits) has a 100% fatality rate, untreatable.
Ninja, a virgin Fortnite streamer, died due to complications of Ligma.
what's Ligma?
Ligma Balls!

I accidentally gave my girlfriend Ligma last night.. she won't speak to me anymore.
did you tell her to LIGMA-BALLS?
what the fuck is wrong with you?

People who get Ligma are so gay.
*looks at him attentively, being gay*
by dickmachinko May 23, 2022
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Ligma

Guy 1: "Hey did you hear Ninja died of ligma?"
Guy 2: "The fuck is ligma?"
Guy 1: "Ligma fukin' bolz xd lmfao"
Guy 2: "im literally smh my damn head rn
by Dooby-scoo August 19, 2018
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Ligma

by CHOKONDEESEBALSL September 15, 2018
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Ligma

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Ligma balls is a disease that often contract twitch fortnite: battle royale streamers. Symptoms of ligma consisted of decrease in neuromotoric function of upper body which can worsen to reduction in thought process and eventual death. The first reported case of mortality caused by ligma is from the death of twitch streamer Ninja. Symptoms of ligma is caused by the formation of Sacoma Sac, a buildup of cancerous cells in the cerebral area. There has been no defitive cause of ligma but it's thought that consumption of Sugandese Nuts in high amount will lead to a higher chance of developing ligma.
Person 1: Did you hear? Ninja died after his ligma worsened.
Person 2: What's ligma?
Person 1: Ligma balls
by Sanusi Litany July 27, 2018
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Ligma

Its like having "the gay", a disease that sounds fictional but really isn't, very serious with sudden death being recurring at stage 3. Disease can be passed upon verbal contact with carrier.
Person one:Hey ive been diagnosed with ligma, stage two.
Non infected person: stay away from me pls I dont want ligma.
by Sirfrancisdrake240 July 23, 2018
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Ligma is when you dick falls off or Ligma balls
Kid: hey dad Ligma

Dad:Ligma?
Kid:LIGMA BALLS YEET!
Dad: no your dick will fall off
by Clout bish July 31, 2018
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