goose launcher

When a woman shoves a spherical object into her vagina or ass then cannon ball launches it into her significant others face

“Bro my teeth still hurt from that goose launcher becky shot at me last night”

by wooshoe August 6, 2020

“Launchers are the first category I got platinum”

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”

Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”

by GioPleaseTouchGrass December 6, 2022

Gocket Launcher

A rocket launcher, but it’s a girl.

“Damn, she fired that Gocket Launcher or at me”
“What happened?”
“Mouth feel”

by Meme birb January 5, 2024

Grenade Launcher

A weapon that launches grenade (it’s literally in the name).

Pretty straightforward, eh?

Soldier 1: Hey Soldier 2! Get the Grenade Launcher!
Soldier 2: Roger that!

by pentatonic July 20, 2023

Smeg launcher

Outrageous outburst of cheese fires out of your dick like a gun

Fuck I was playing with my smeg launcher last night and it was fun

by Largejohnson69 December 30, 2020

Egg launcher

A very derogatory way to tell someone that they are a day white who has had multiple children with multiple men.

That chicken was an Egg Launcher

by Egg Launcher December 6, 2017

Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher

The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.

(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!

by BlackJesusComesBack March 27, 2019