a fat and disgusting person who you despise deeply. Often used as an insult to someone who is fat, lazy, or has diabetes.
by hamburg January 12, 2008

Boss: Why have you not moved this box of feathers?
Piggy Girl: Sorry boss, but there are simply too many and they are too heavy.
Boss: Wtf, they don't even weigh a thing. You are such a lard tard.
Piggy Girl: Sorry boss, but there are simply too many and they are too heavy.
Boss: Wtf, they don't even weigh a thing. You are such a lard tard.
by leChef July 3, 2010

The often creamy, white natural lubricant produced by a vagina during a fucking, finger blasting or general arousal.
a) 'oh shit bro, there's womb lard all over my shaft/hand/vase/t-shirt/shoe/table leg/Doberman'
b) 'it was womb lard for sure bro, I collected it and basted a turkey that same day'
c) 'fuck it was gross bro, womb lard everywhere; like a fucking butter massacre'
b) 'it was womb lard for sure bro, I collected it and basted a turkey that same day'
c) 'fuck it was gross bro, womb lard everywhere; like a fucking butter massacre'
by fucktardtranslations May 20, 2020

by Legend.Of.Life September 12, 2016

by LuckyDC September 14, 2021

by Katrinakellogsxoxox March 9, 2020

A fat, dumb chick who somehow gets herself into bad situations with guys she thought she could trust
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 2, 2019
