fat lard

a fat and disgusting person who you despise deeply. Often used as an insult to someone who is fat, lazy, or has diabetes.

That fat lard did some whore and got a devil child.

by hamburg January 12, 2008

lard tard

Someone who is extremely slow at doing something, as if s/he has consumed a morbid amount of lard.

Boss: Why have you not moved this box of feathers?
Piggy Girl: Sorry boss, but there are simply too many and they are too heavy.
Boss: Wtf, they don't even weigh a thing. You are such a lard tard.

by leChef July 3, 2010

womb lard

The often creamy, white natural lubricant produced by a vagina during a fucking, finger blasting or general arousal.

a) 'oh shit bro, there's womb lard all over my shaft/hand/vase/t-shirt/shoe/table leg/Doberman'
b) 'it was womb lard for sure bro, I collected it and basted a turkey that same day'
c) 'fuck it was gross bro, womb lard everywhere; like a fucking butter massacre'

by fucktardtranslations May 20, 2020

Lard Lad

One who eats too much food. Lard in particular.

Woah, he just ate a whole box of Oreos. He must be a Lard Lad.

by Legend.Of.Life September 12, 2016

Lard Carp

Someone overweight that's swimming

What a beautiful majestic lard carp you have there

by LuckyDC September 14, 2021

My lard

My lard is used for a very close friend

How are you today my lard

by Katrinakellogsxoxox March 9, 2020

Lard Tard

A fat, dumb chick who somehow gets herself into bad situations with guys she thought she could trust

I wanted to go up to her, but when I came up close, she was a total Lard Tard

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 2, 2019