kung pow penis

a phrase made specifically to trigger tumblr user trilllizard666.

trilllizard666: (says literally anything)
tumblr users: kung pow penis

by :weary: October 04, 2018

kung fu money

money that's spent all in one go - usually on a good timin' night out

We're going down the pub, bring your kung fu money

by Tim Wells September 05, 2003

Kung Fu Pussy

When you're ejaculating you shout "Skadoosh" and then salute the photo of Jack black hung above your bed.

Man I totally did a Kung Fu Pussy Last night

by Ayayyyyy July 29, 2019

Kung Fu Grip

When a women has the ability to make a man orgasm in a few seconds.

by JON M. S. May 29, 2003

Kung Fu Necktie

Kung Fu Necktie:
- 1. - (v.) - During a blowjob, just prior to ejaculation, the guy pulls his penis out of the girls mouth, karate chops her and cums on her neck.

-2.- (n.) - A hipster bar in the Fisthtown section of Philadelpia patroned by the the once regular crowd of Johnny Brendas.

Jill: "So what happened with that girl last night?"
Ed: " I totally gave her a kung fu necktie!"

by InkaDink January 23, 2011

kung pao chicken

When you like white meat but from time to time need that extra flavor.

Him: I heard you have sex with everyone.
Her: l just like kung pao chicken!

by Gfyblma October 05, 2017

Kung Poo Fart

the act of yelling "Waaah-TAH" and abruptly farting right after, sometimes resulting in taking a dump on ones self.

Bill: attack! WAHHTAHHH *farts*
Bob: .....nice Kung Poo Fart o____O

by Dmizzado93 September 18, 2011