Keaton James is a big fat meth who lives in Middlesbrough grangetown the place all the scruffs live , he’s shagged everyone and there mamas. He got a fuzzy dick and a fat girl who gets used for her car that needs to be specially manufactured for her fat chubby belly . Keaton also liked to do a lot of drugs at the same time and ends up wetting himself 🙈🙈
by Name66868 January 13, 2024

A tall, blond or redhead who has a HUGE dick and is really nice, he is a good friend and has a lot of friends, he is a really good kisser and he is super committed
by theoneandonlyguynameddavito June 3, 2018

A long hair bitch that thinks he is the main character. Usually built like a junkie and looks like a crackhead. Often times is feminine and is most likely gay.
Look at that gay guy Keaton.
by Skylar988523 December 4, 2024

by 2025 Vier Reich March 17, 2021

Keaton is a Wholesome man of God. Very caring , loving , dependable and attractive . Once you have his trust he’ll be loyal to you forever. But if you cross him it could diminish your relationship.
by WholesomeMB34 November 23, 2021

Keaton funny creative artsy smart man. Can charm any woman especially blonde hair 5.4 5.9 tall women. He also has and incredibly massive hog. Like I mean that thing is like a fire hose.
by Mount Sentinel student August 5, 2022
