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Keaton

The local finneser
That kid is such a keaton
by IG-tayvontaex January 1, 2018
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Keaton James

Keaton James is a big fat meth who lives in Middlesbrough grangetown the place all the scruffs live , he’s shagged everyone and there mamas. He got a fuzzy dick and a fat girl who gets used for her car that needs to be specially manufactured for her fat chubby belly . Keaton also liked to do a lot of drugs at the same time and ends up wetting himself 🙈🙈
Me : Keaton James is a meth
Everyone : we know x
by Name66868 January 13, 2024
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Keaton

A tall, blond or redhead who has a HUGE dick and is really nice, he is a good friend and has a lot of friends, he is a really good kisser and he is super committed
Girl 1: Did you see that dude, he is soooo hot
Girl 2: Yeah, I bet his name is Keaton
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Keaton

A long hair bitch that thinks he is the main character. Usually built like a junkie and looks like a crackhead. Often times is feminine and is most likely gay.
by Skylar988523 December 4, 2024
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Keaton

The Grand Master of the 2025 Spaghetti Reich.
Keaton Servant no.1: Heil Keaton!
Keaton Servant no.2: Heil Keaton!
by 2025 Vier Reich March 17, 2021
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Keaton

Keaton is a Wholesome man of God. Very caring , loving , dependable and attractive . Once you have his trust he’ll be loyal to you forever. But if you cross him it could diminish your relationship.
Wow Keaton is Wholesome
by WholesomeMB34 November 23, 2021
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Keaton

Keaton funny creative artsy smart man. Can charm any woman especially blonde hair 5.4 5.9 tall women. He also has and incredibly massive hog. Like I mean that thing is like a fire hose.
I’m so deeply in love with Keaton
by Mount Sentinel student August 5, 2022
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