Karma sick

When you actually get sick and can't come to work right after faking sick to get a day off.

I called in to work and said I was too sick to work on Monday. Then I actually got sick on Friday and had to go in feeling like shit!...Man, you got Karma sick!

by catchabuzz October 25, 2010

Reddit Karma

The measure of how much of a loser you are.

Person: You probably want to avoid that guy, he's a LOSER.
Person 2: Why is that?
Person: Because he has 200k Reddit Karma.

by bilthebuket May 27, 2022

radio karma

the ironic timing of a song on the radio that somehow verifies the moment and/or emotion... also, when you talk about a specific musician and their piece starts playing on the radio... or when you sing a song at work, get in the car and that very song is on the radio. Has to be an unintentional playing of the song. Any kind of radio or auto-playing source.

When I was mad at my bf, the song HEARTBREAKER came on the radio. Whoa. Talk about radio karma.

I was singing PROUD MARY all day, and kid you not! It was on KPAK when I got in my car! Total radio karma!

by The Dirty Diva November 29, 2010

tip karma

The philosophy that tipping generously will alter the universe in a way that you yourself will be reimbursed monetarily in your own line of work. Applies to bartenders, baristas, servers and cabbies.

Hank: Why'd you just tip five dollars for a mocha?

Sara: I work tonight - Tip Karma, bitch!

by shea r. June 2, 2006

spider karma

The theory that how you treat spiders affects how they treat you.

Jane: OMG I have so many spiders in my house these days. This morning I woke up with one in my hair and then a massive hairy one dropped into my cereal. I have to move.
Lesley: You must have bad spider karma. What did you do?
Jane: Umm... I used to use hairspray and a lighter on them. I didn't know any better.
Lesley: Harsh. You deserve it.

by spideykiller August 20, 2009

karma touchdown

while doing something reasonably good you get an immediate and awesomely great reward.

friend: hey, would you like one of my rolled tacos?

me: hell yes bro! let me grab one on the the side so i don't looked like a pig and get all the good stuff.

friend: go for it bro.

me:sorry bro i accidentally ended up with a loaded one from the middle...karma touchdown!!!

actual true story

by uncle bill July 10, 2011

reverse karma

When you're nice and karma, is the usual bitch you'd expect it to be.

Hey Mom, I just got home from the suburbs helping homeless people?

...

You SOLD MY N64 COLLECTION?

...

Reverse karma; works every time.

by Nice dude May 27, 2010