by Freyaigebirb February 26, 2019
A phrase used when you wish to trick another into believing that someone (fictional or otherwise) is dead, when they really are not. Derived from the conclusion of Harry Potter's 7th installment, in which the author declares in so many words,
"Hey guys, our Hero is dead!!
...jk I fooled ya'all :)"
"Hey guys, our Hero is dead!!
...jk I fooled ya'all :)"
Tom: Dude last night your mom had a stroke after I was through with her.
Mike: ...
Tom: Don't worry man! JK Rowling!
Mike: ...
Tom: Don't worry man! JK Rowling!
by Tomi the Heffa June 21, 2010
Shakespeare's finest comedy - Features an all star cast including SavageX, Mr. Howson, Mr. Spriggs, Sir Gerry and Dr. Hewitson.
by TGKF August 07, 2004
1. A genius
2. The goddess of the Harry Potter community.
3. An extremely successful writer, most famous for her series Harry Potter, which is a book series about a wizard who manages to have relationship issues, indirectly kill some of his best friend's siblings, and be a stereotypical angsty teenager along with defeating the most powerful wizard of all time. Go figure.
2. The goddess of the Harry Potter community.
3. An extremely successful writer, most famous for her series Harry Potter, which is a book series about a wizard who manages to have relationship issues, indirectly kill some of his best friend's siblings, and be a stereotypical angsty teenager along with defeating the most powerful wizard of all time. Go figure.
1. JK Rowling is a genius!
2. Oh, great JK Rowling! Please accept my offering....*mails Harry/Draco fan fiction to her*
3. Harry Potter: Oh...I am so sad! Why is everyone so dead? And why am I so stupid???!!!!
2. Oh, great JK Rowling! Please accept my offering....*mails Harry/Draco fan fiction to her*
3. Harry Potter: Oh...I am so sad! Why is everyone so dead? And why am I so stupid???!!!!
by SongGirl August 29, 2013
Example:
Guy 1: Did you see JK Foxing?
Guy 2: ̶s̶h̶e̶s̶ ̶s̶t̶u̶p̶i̶d̶ Shes the best girl!1!1!
Guy 1: OMG YES i simp for jk foxing!!11
Guy 1: Did you see JK Foxing?
Guy 2: ̶s̶h̶e̶s̶ ̶s̶t̶u̶p̶i̶d̶ Shes the best girl!1!1!
Guy 1: OMG YES i simp for jk foxing!!11
by the jk foxing simps December 01, 2020
When you intend to do harm with a statement or phrase, but play it off like you were kidding. Is not used when talking to the person emotional harm was done too.
(To the slut Martha) Hey martha. I hear you blow EVERYONE. Ahah JK.
(To Friend steve) Bro i just shot up martha with a JK-47.
Damn i bet that bitch feels like shit!
(To Friend steve) Bro i just shot up martha with a JK-47.
Damn i bet that bitch feels like shit!
by Kevin John McCormack March 14, 2008
You say LOL jk but seriously though after you say something offensive to someone or about something.
Only say this on the internet or texting. If you want to say it in real life, say "Haha. Just kidding. . but seriously though".
*It can be reduced to: LOL jk but seriously
Only say this on the internet or texting. If you want to say it in real life, say "Haha. Just kidding. . but seriously though".
*It can be reduced to: LOL jk but seriously
Example 1
Lily: Dude, Sally needs to stop making out with everyone.
Mary: I know right! She's such a whore. LOL jk but seriously though.
Example 2
(John is driving his girlfriend's bug)
Bill: Hey, John, can you give me a ride?
John: Sure, man!
(they walk to John's car)
Bill: Whoa. Dude, that is one fruity car. Haha just kidding. . .but seriously though.
John:. . . that's my girlfriends car. .
Lily: Dude, Sally needs to stop making out with everyone.
Mary: I know right! She's such a whore. LOL jk but seriously though.
Example 2
(John is driving his girlfriend's bug)
Bill: Hey, John, can you give me a ride?
John: Sure, man!
(they walk to John's car)
Bill: Whoa. Dude, that is one fruity car. Haha just kidding. . .but seriously though.
John:. . . that's my girlfriends car. .
by Lily Snape June 30, 2011