Jism

Jism - to accidentally irritate spouse, usually via aural sensation

I was trying to have a work call but all I could hear was the titanic theme being yodelled. Too much Jism to work properly

by JayOvertron July 20, 2023

jismie

Beautiful and caring

Jismie is amazing

by Cutepenny123 February 9, 2019

Jismslap

Ejaculating on ones hand and slaping the buttox of another consenting adult with said hand.

I can't wait to jismslap my lady friend tonight.

by AsherX March 4, 2012

jisselle

Jisselle is the most beautiful, caring, most sweetest woman in the whole wide world. She’s smart and often helps everyone out whether or not she’s ok herself. Im lucky enough to have a Jisselle in my life. IAS+JMR=083019. Forever and always.

‘Who’s that sexy ass girl over there?’
‘That’s Jisselle, finest woman you’ll ever see!’

by Staks September 2, 2021

Getting Jissed

The act of losing a battle, losing thy dignity, and getting your ass politely handed to you

"Michigan beating Ohio State? Hell yeah!"

"Talk about getting JISSED, am I right DUDE?"

by intellect_eagle July 9, 2019

jism

The hindi word for "body"

"I would lurrrve to have your jism tonight!"

by Craig_H September 14, 2006

jissell

a real fucking piece of shit that makes fun of you for not doing your hw (fuck you jissell you bitch)

see that bitch over there?

she is such a jissell

by ching chong my cock is long November 11, 2019