jingle pajamas

after having lazy sex while wearing pajamas and getting your cum mixed with her cum and getting it stuck to your pajamas, those pajamas are referred to jingle pajamas

Anthony: "damn dude my dick feels like it's stuck to my pajamas"

Jimbo: "what? why?"

Anthony: "i couldnt find a jiz rag in time"

Jimbo" "fuck man, you got jingle pajamas"

by non phixon June 23, 2010

jingle cans

When you have many beer cans or soda cans in the bed of your pick up and at 80mph you hear them jingle

Y'all hear them there jingle cans them present times is here

by Southern redneck May 1, 2016

Jingle Belld

When someone type 's' into a 'd'

Jingle Bell Jingle Bell, Jingle all the way

"Dang you sure do like to sing Jingle Belld"

by Oily jingle bells December 10, 2018

Jingle Monkey

When one wraps a choad, or a penis that is wider than it is long, in tinsel and then proceeds to have another individual suck it on Christmas Eve.

Andrew: Dude, I just wrapped my choad in tinsel.

Austin: I would totally give you a jingle monkey but it's not Christmas Eve.

by Seafloorium August 22, 2009

jiminy jingle

1. (noun) the magical fairy who brings weed, often mysteriously or without explanation.

2. (verb) To jingle the testicles of a man, esp. a gay one, much like one would jingle those of a cricket (Note: it is important to gently but lovingly stroke a cricket's genitals to maximize the insect's pleasure).

hand job weed fairy stroke marijuana ballsack

1. Stoner A: Dude, when I woke up this morning it seems like my dime bag had tripled in size!
Stoner B: Dude, it looks like Jiminy Jingle paid you a motherfuckin' visit.

2. I went to the bathroom during Musical Theater Night at Sydney's Ass Shaking Palace and there were like eight guys getting jiminy jingled in the restroom!

by Marcus Ricci May 6, 2006

jingle balled

the game where another person hits you in the balls during the hoilday season

that guy totaly jingle balled me

by evana hummpalot December 20, 2010

Jingle-belly

A really fat man/woman who has a bell belly button piercing that jingles whenever they move(or stand still)

-Also known as some one who's swallowed a bell that can still be heard.

That ringing must be coming from the Jingle-belly over there.

by Tyler776 January 1, 2009