(n.) A large and attractive set of female buttocks, characterized by much wobbling and jiggling, particularly when observed walking away from the viewer.
Person 1: "Coco Austin, wife of Ice-T, has a superb jello ass!"
Person 2: "Of course she does! What planet have you been living on?"
Person 2: "Of course she does! What planet have you been living on?"
by Duck-Molester November 26, 2012
Brunette Female: "So there are three women sitting at a bar
The brunette says "My pussy is so big, I can fit a cucumber in it, the red head says "Well my pussy is so big, I can fit a pickle jar in it, the blonde says "my pussy is so big...and she slides down the bar stool"
Crowd: "...."
Another brunette to another red head " I think I'm gonna make my gynecologist appointment for this week, so I'm not such a Jello Cunt"
The brunette says "My pussy is so big, I can fit a cucumber in it, the red head says "Well my pussy is so big, I can fit a pickle jar in it, the blonde says "my pussy is so big...and she slides down the bar stool"
Crowd: "...."
Another brunette to another red head " I think I'm gonna make my gynecologist appointment for this week, so I'm not such a Jello Cunt"
by StarfishBrownies July 28, 2010
JELLO BOWL - Noun
This is when you stuff hand towels in someone's toilet and mix a lot of jello in the bowl.
This is when you stuff hand towels in someone's toilet and mix a lot of jello in the bowl.
by lowteck May 13, 2006
the remnants of semen, natural body lubricants and/or artificial lubricants that pool and collect on surfaces or in the anal cavity after sexual intercourse
by Rio September 30, 2003
A strange sexual act, when a female gets gassy by drinking a large amount of seltzer water, and then has jello injected in her ass, by means of "turkey baster" and then jumps up and down to cause the gas bubbles to come out her butt, causing a jello fart, which is exploded into a partners mouth.
Hey sally, remember that time i farted jello in your mouth, you dont... well, thats called a jello enemy you dumb whore
by Nerpo November 23, 2004
by Onomonapeia January 01, 2009
A game played usually between two people in which one participant shouts "mandatory jello!" and collapses like said gelatinous substance towards the ground and towards the second partaker. The second person is required, per the rules of the game, to attempt to catch the fall-ee from falling. It has been suggested that this game is equivalent to a small scale trust fall (however much more fun and less therapuetic).
by ress_anne April 08, 2011