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Jazzy Jizz Hand Whore Slap

When you get so excited you cum in the palm of your own hand and slap someone in the mouth with it.
(Two Guys at a club)

Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"
by noshame August 29, 2014
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Jazzy Spazzy Razzmatazzy Plaidzy Pansyish Gurl

A girl who is awake at 5 am and is spazzing out because her room smells like cat litter. She is usually very calm, but she freaks out over smells. She is hyper and disoriented.
Isabel and Kendall were getting Jazzy Spazzy Razzmatazzy Plaidzy Pansyish Gurl -ish because the cat lives in Isabel's room and it smells like cat litter.
by kenkenbelly August 7, 2010
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jazzy-pinks

jackass of a person who has a serious problem to have the delusions of being famous tends to act like a total tony awsome and may be full of ones self
jazzy-pinks:im famous i was found on google hey ari

ari:what?
jazzy-pinks:im on google

ari:so am i

jazzy-pinks:u just mad cuz im so famous
(jazzy-pinks leaves)
ari:what a jazzy-pinks
by a.tilo March 27, 2011
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Noah and Jazzy

Noah and Jazzy are the best couple of all time they treat each other like and king and a queen. Every couple wants to be like them but can't because of how Noah and Jazzy relationship is and their friendship. If Noah and Jazzy ever break up the world will end
Other girl: I wish we could be like Noah and Jazzy
Boy: how there the best couple of all time
by Factszzzzzzzz August 8, 2019
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Jazzy

She really doesn't give 2 fucks
You can go an fuck yourself because jazzy dont give a fuck
by yourmomscrushhh June 17, 2022
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/Jazzy/

She’s a fucking /jazzy/
by Eye hedgehog August 16, 2022
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Jazzy Jewell

Jazzy jewell is a gangster
by Jazzy jewell October 3, 2019
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