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Jakob

Just a general, fun loving guy. Likes to go on reddit.com/r/rule34, likes to go for runs, avid at sounding. Really likes to reinforce how little life matters. Rents out properties to runaway teenagers. Drinks much vodka.
Holy fucking shit I want to punch Jakob in the face so fucking hard.
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Jakob and ileana

Jakob and ileana are an extraordinary cute couple and everyone just wants to be in a relationship like they are. Both of them are super hot and extremely sexy. But their characters are also very nice and special. They can have conversations for hours even though jakob is more a listener and ileana is more a story teller. Jakob is also so good looking that all of the grade 10 girls at thirsting over him but he doesn’t care because he is so deeply in love with ileana.
Everybody: Omg I want to be in a relationship like jakob and ileana
by Ja502 November 21, 2021
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Jakob

The definition of a guy with an abnormal large forehead. Not because he is smart but for protection against the pouring rain. People often use a Jakob as an umbrella and can be refered to as a gutter
"Oh no! it started raining again..."
"Quickly grab Jakob he can cover us from the rain with his massive forehead"
by Mastermind69 April 25, 2020
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Jakob Is the type of 11 year old who lives in cali and goes to elportal and cant go a week with out a gf and will do dumb stuff and watches Hentai.
Jakob is not a virgin
by FAding Skies December 14, 2019
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This might be a VERY ACCURATE description of him.

Jakob is a gentleman/sigma male, he is like TRISTAN TATE. He's charming, handsome, intelligent, authentic and has good manners. Jakob, during his teenage years may be very mature for his age, compared to many other teenagers. Unfortunately, He may have gone through very Stressful periods in his life, where he may be Depressed and Emotionless. But is an Overcomer, and can TRANSFORM his life. He is Fearless, Quiet, Thoughtful, Chill, very Introspective, Humble, Determined, Loyal, Merciful, brutally Honest, not argumentative, and artistic in a unique way. He can see everything in life from multiple perspectives. He has a pure heart, and has good intentions for everything that he does in life. He is very patient with everyone, and deeply empathetic. He knows everything and everyone, no joke. He is the type of guy that would know a LOT about you, even if he never talked to you. He's able to hold things to himself, or keep a secret, not a blabbermouth. He is very athletic and strong. He may embody, both introvert and extrovert qualities. If he was very quiet, in a period of his life, he may have evolved to become more social/charismatic. His type of humor is being stereotypical, like making an accent, or being so bluntly honest where others may find it funny and agreeable. His MBTI(personality-type) is most likely ENTP or INTJ. An INFJ, INTJ, would both be very good partners for him if he is an ENTP.
Jakob is a Wonderful young man.
by He is HIM!!! December 13, 2024
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a pussy who likes to cancel ppl and has too many second chances. he is gonna burn in hell
that person is a jakob
by twinxkk December 20, 2022
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Jakob (V) an almighty god
it looks like Jakob is here
by church person January 28, 2022
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