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Jalting

The act of pouring molten wax down into the head of the penis, then violently masturbating until ejaculation, so the semen builds up in the shaft and eventually ruptures the penis from the inside.
Doctor: So... how did this happen?
Patient: Uhmm, last night i was jalting before dinner, and i kind of went beast mode, so it kinda... you now.
Doctor: Ha, well that makes two of us.
by cr81d March 3, 2024
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Jartin’

When you’re fartin’ an you think about Jon and Martin from The Magnus Archives
Dude, I was being a nerd and looking at Jmart fanart and I had a lot of dairy earlier, so I just started jartin’
by Anything4ourMoony April 29, 2025
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Jartin Sackwood

The correct ship name for Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives.
Person 1: Dude, stop being a nerd and looking at fanart. Who even is that?

Person 2: It’s Jartin Sackwood!!! :D
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Person 1: I love jmart.

Person 2: Erm, actually it’s called Jartin Sackwood
by Anything4ourMoony April 29, 2025
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Jitin

He's a fashionable charismatic guy, he a tall guy, he knows how to talk to girls and everyone he can, he got all the brains, looks, and athleticism, he also got a good body and is ripped, he holds a monster down their, he really can change your life
Jitin he a fire dude, he can make your day fun af.
by sigmaboys0999432 May 15, 2025
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Jeitinho

Jeitinho Brasileiro = Bending the rules without actually breaking them.
Fuck, I have to turn left but the sign says i can only turn right because there is a double solid line. Im going to look around quickly for cops and deploy Jeitinho Brasileiro to solve the problems.
by gus bus trusts September 4, 2025
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Jaicing it

When you start dick riding another man and start doing something because they did it
Yo bro did you see Jaice get a job because Adam got one. He straight jaicing it rn
by BananaChipz November 20, 2025
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Jarting It

Jarting It is a term used for when somebody inhales the fumes from a jenkem balloon at a rapid pace.
Person 1: Bro Your actually Jarting It up right now are you okay?
Person 2: Im Jarting It.
by queefinator3 December 23, 2025
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