Jabber

Someone who injects their body with experimental vaccines rapidly and excitedly but with little sense.

There is a happy group of jabbers waiting in line to get their 17th covid booster shot.

by Kentas August 25, 2021

jabbers

people who got the jab for COVID-19 that try to encourage or convince someone not vaccinated to take the jab.

Friend 1: You should get the COVID vaccine, it's safe and effective. I got it and I'm doing great.
Friend 2: Yes, you should. I got the vaccine as well and I'm doing great as well.

Friend 3: Quit harassing me about the vaccine you jabbers, I'm not getting it.

by WordlyJ August 29, 2021

Jabbered Up

A phrase used when you are really excited about something.

Someone: “Wow you’re really excited.”
Me: “Yea I’m super jabbered up right now!”

by 3words8letterssayitandimyours February 20, 2025

Jibber Jabber

When you’re getting a dry squeezer and every time the dude down strokes it’s a jibber. Everytime he upstrokes it’s a jabber. If you nut on a jibber you’re gay. If you nut on a jabber you’re straight.

Me and chopper were driving to his garage and I gave him a jibber jabber to test his sexuality. ……turns out choppers gay. 12 hours later I woke up with a sore ass in choppers garage.

by Chopper chopper July 17, 2024

Flabber Jabber

When you've been so exasperated you don't even know what to say about someone anymore, so you pull out the most immature and stupid thing you can in the moment. Mainly used in moments like if someone just stuck the landing from the roof of a three story building to the ground without breaking a bone, or if they're just so good at something you literally can't criticize them for it at all.

"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?! *mumbles* Flabber jabber... Christ..."

by YoyleKing November 26, 2025

Jibber Jabber Junkie

Slang term for "sheep" during the C19 pandemic ;
Also referring to irrational individuals that refuse to do any research before injecting an unknown substance into their bodies.

"Hard core addicts ain't got nothing on the those Jibber Jabber Junkies"
Wearing mask all alone "this is like my 8th booster"
"Those who got the jib jab might as well be junkie's"

by Common_Sense_wins19 April 9, 2024

Jabber

While playing World of Warcraft, reading someone else’s Warcraft logs to find flaws in their play

- You stopped healing the mograine tank for 7 seconds on 4horsemen and he died
- Don’t fucking jabber me dude

by Glizzyhighwarlord February 27, 2024