Iowa Vicegrip

When a man is grinding his boner into his girls butt cheeks and she clenches and squeezes your nut sack into her crack and pulls away and you cant break free.

Last night, my wife gave me an Iowa Vicegrip. Now, my nuts are super sore.

by swiggityswooty23 March 10, 2023

iowa outlaws

A Iowa Softball team that plays in a lot of tournaments. They never back down from a struggle in the game. They never give up and will push the on. They have the best sportsmanship. They are kind and a diverse group of people. There are many different age groups like 12U, 10U, 14U and many more.

Those Iowa outlaws are really good softball players!

by [e-mail] November 13, 2016

osceola iowa

A small town where everyone knows everyone's business. Theres literally nothing for kids to do in this town and the whole police department is under investigation basically for sexual misconduct.

I'm from Osceola Iowa. Or you'll never get any where living in Osceola Iowa

by Dbelieu December 17, 2021

iowa city

Arguably the coolest college town in the Midwest, with only Madison WI rivalling it. Basically a suburb of Chicago, whom IC owes much of its population base (especially UI student body) and culture to. Septembers in IC are gorgeous, and Iowa football fans are as loyal and raucous as they come.

FACT: Iowa City has the highest percentage of people with college degrees in the world.

by fezzador July 31, 2006

newton iowa

a small, shitty, town in iowa

carter: dude, why are those stoners going into newton iowa?
trenton: because they are stoners who live there.

by succmybuttandcallmejimmynuetro June 1, 2017

knoxville iowa

Does not exist. Popular fictionalized location found in multiple horror and pornographic novels.

Books mentioning Knoxville Iowa:

One stone, two stone, three stone scream! : A Urological Nightmare by Harlin Emerson

Bambi's Adventures on Backwards Day by Ruby Goturnose

The People Under the Portapotty
By Semore Butts

by Papadoc June 20, 2014

Humboldt, Iowa

An epic, yet small town in northwest Iowa. It was home to the famous wrestler Frank Gotch. It's High School mascot is the wildcat. The town is full of people that would just love to take you into their home and rape you. So watch out.

I got raped in Humboldt, Iowa.

by hardwell69 June 19, 2011