by Downvoting Victim January 26, 2004

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,
And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,
He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,
(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
-The Newfangled Four
And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,
He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,
(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
-The Newfangled Four
by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018

A person or animal that is not mentally stable and very much likes to act like a sore thumb and likes to say racist slangs and many other mean words such as " What's good my Nigg@" even when the bitch ain't black. This endangered species only found in new york city likes to bite straight into a popsicle. Has many long nights of being retarded. Bitch pulls no bitches or hoes. One good reason is that the bitch wipes at least. RIGHT????? If u ever get to meet one of these specimens in person pls dm me (pornhub.com/hotguy/smalldick/nobitches/notgay/likesdick/pokemongo
by niggassitonmyballs February 2, 2022

by 🤦🏾♂️🔫😍 October 9, 2022

The type of people you encounter your whole life: full time whiners. While Mystic players pass most of their time explaining their strengths, Valors and Instincts spend their time showing why Mystic players are as bad as they seem, except for themselves.
Also notably called Blanchies whenever crying about something they didnt like in-game
Also notably called Blanchies whenever crying about something they didnt like in-game
PERSON A: My gym went down and no one was around, spoofers!
PERSON B: Stop being a Mystic, your gym could have been taken out from another position.
Person A randomnly whines about something
Person B: Aint you being quite a Blanchie...
PERSON B: Stop being a Mystic, your gym could have been taken out from another position.
Person A randomnly whines about something
Person B: Aint you being quite a Blanchie...
by GoodMysticDeadMystic July 24, 2018

by MYSTICAL METOR November 3, 2019

The Unwise And Mystical Tree is here
by UnwiseAndMysticalTree February 26, 2024
