by diksenormous May 21, 2006
The defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour on Oprah
by Asher77 August 09, 2005
a rare disease where one randomly decides they should kill oprah, join scientology, or suddenly marry katie holmes.
by the person who will soon reveal the secrets of area51 February 05, 2006
(n.) The state of being so high that you can't get off of your couch; being unable to move/speak/stand.
by Patlacker May 26, 2010
The sex couch is a piece of furniture (doesnt have to be a couch really) located in the prop room connected to a drama classroom. When feeling the need to relieve stress with someone of interest usually drama kids will ask to go look for things in the prop room... While in the prop room they do not actually search for anything but take a spin on the sex couch. Everyone in drama ends up finding out about the sex couch and half of everybody uses it at least once for sexual purposes. Yes teachers know abot the sex couch but they will never get rid of it. It will always stay in there. If using the sex couch, it is advised to use responsibly. And remember before you sit on the sex couch... What happens on the sex couch, STAYS ON THE SEX COUCH!!!
EX: Dude! Did you hear what those two did on the sex couch??... Man, don't sit on that for a while!!
EX: Dude! Did you hear what those two did on the sex couch??... Man, don't sit on that for a while!!
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by Problem Child$ January 18, 2011
1)n. -- Herb(usually Cannabis Indica) that, when smoked, leaves you stranded on the couch.
2)v.-- The act or state of being clamp onto the couch, specifically after consumption of some Couch-clamp.
2)v.-- The act or state of being clamp onto the couch, specifically after consumption of some Couch-clamp.
For over 3 hours, Timmy was suffering from a severe bout of the Couch-clamp.
" ...Dirty South, clean mouth, dirt road, packed bowl, couch clamp, revamp, explode, reload." The Gathering, One Big Love, Earth Music For Spacelings '05.
" ...Dirty South, clean mouth, dirt road, packed bowl, couch clamp, revamp, explode, reload." The Gathering, One Big Love, Earth Music For Spacelings '05.
by Col. Dante Knucklebuckle November 17, 2009
a person who chooses to always sleep on the couch rather than their own bed. This person does not sleep on the couch because he/she does not own a bed, but rather in preference for the couch's physical beauty over the bed's internal qualities (i.e. springs, memory foam, or other) and their relationship (proximity of the bed to the couch; this being generally short). Further qualities of this individual is that he/she will sleep on the couch at any time of day not only night; he/she will enjoy quickies (short naps) or extended periods of enjoyment (7-10 hours of sleep).
Shane: "Dude when I woke up this morning for class Mike was sleeping on the couch again!"
Kevin: "Doesn't he have a bed? What a couch slut!"
Kevin: "Doesn't he have a bed? What a couch slut!"
by shane-o! March 15, 2008