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muddy iceberg

The act of placing a block of ice too big to flush just before someone has to defecate in it.
Suddenly stricken with a case of food poisoning, Rebecca was shocked to see a block of ice too big to flush in the only available toilet. She had no choice but to leave a muddy iceberg.
by Rtrchc April 22, 2018
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Iceberg

The act of taking a massive shit and having it break the top of the water line in the toilet.
May I be excused, I really have to shit it's going to be an iceberg.
by TheOldCollegeTry April 23, 2016
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iceberging

When you freeze a large shit log and then use it as a frozen dildo.
"Honey - I was thinking about iceberging you tonight?"
"You read my mind - I'll pull one out of the freezer!"
by Bertonius September 24, 2016
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Iceberg

A large chunk of ice that is sent afloat by loose support of an ice shelf or glacier. Some say you can travel on a man-made one, but it would be impractical.

In history, a collision with an iceberg caused the mighty ship Titanic to sink to the bottom of the ocean. It ripped the "impenetrable" steel hull of the ship right open, and the ship sank within 3 hours.
Captain! Iceberg off the starboard bow!

Bah! It's nothing! Nothing can sink the Titanic!
by Texting Error April 23, 2018
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Iceberg

A chuck of ice found in nature, or in some horrific cases, a huge mound of poo. However, it's also made it into the current tweens vocabulary as a mystical adjective to perpetuate their ultimate wisdom on social media about something they saw in current pop culture, their RSS feed, or that they read waiting in line while mom checks out at the grocery store. Otherwise known as a list.
The Jake Paul iceberg... EXPLAINED! The slenderman iceberg, explained! MUST SEE: The melting iceberg, iceberg.
by Jess G282 October 3, 2021
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Iceberg

When you shit a long turd out that goes down the toilet bowl, but is still long enough to protrude out of the water.
Man I iceberged that last shit, go take a look, I haven't flushed yet, bring your camera
by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011
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