Internet 

Thee who oposes thy lord, without cable thy shall fail. With 56k they shall fall, where art thou oc-192.

Internet by Brad July 29, 2003

internet 

it is the inter netting of your swimming trunks that adds comfort.

have you guys hear of this internet thing? its the inter netting of your swim trunks to add suggle comfort.

internet by boymandudeguyelleven August 4, 2005

INTERNET 

Internet is for POOL!
TuBillar.com!

B says... ¿Isn't internet for porn?
D answers... Nope, internet is for POOL! TuBillar.com

INTERNET by berushka April 16, 2009

Internet 

1.An entity consisting of over 9000 million servers connected with one another. Its purpose is to host and distribute information and to make communication easier.

2.Serious business

The internet is serious fucking business! Don't forget it, bitch!

Internet by PresidentMudkip July 14, 2011

Internet 

The best thing made since electricity...

The Internet is like a second Earth where people are better than in RL

The Internet ROCKS YOUR MOM!

Internet by Finalword May 1, 2007

Internet 

The Inner lining inside of your swim trunks which helps keep your ballsack warm and dry. You "Log" onto your internet by urinating inside of your trunks in fear.

Marge: How are the kids going to get home?
Homer: I dunno. Internet?

Internet by G-Union July 7, 2003

internet 

The inner-netting of swimwear

"I think I just logged on to my internet" -Carl from the Simpsons after being scared

internet by aybab2 June 15, 2003