I'm HORNY

I want to have sex

I'm horny all the time

by fururePORNSTAR January 11, 2021

I'm Batman

The ultimate badass introduction. Say this upon meeting someone tough and they'll never mess with you.

Thug: What are you?!
Batman: I'm Batman

by Gary Trimarchi October 19, 2007

i'm broke

Out of money

I spent all of my money and now I'm broke.

by EngSlang December 28, 2015

I'm busy

A cowards nice way of saying "Leave me alone!"

Me: "How are you?"

Responder: "I'm fine. I'm busy. Just busy as hell!"

by Blah! Blah! Blah! February 11, 2013

I'm not buying it

Means a person is not convinced by an argument/excuse/reasoning.

"Sorry I'm late, but I helped an old lady cross the street and called a cab for her."
"I'm not buying it"

by Simonen May 02, 2018

I'm On A Horse

Phrase used when trying to reinforce what a badass you are. (Inspired by the now-he's-in-a-towel-now-he's-on-a-boat guy from the Old Spice commercial.)

Frank: Awesome come from behind win, Phil!
Phil: Yeah, I'm on a horse.

by Uncle Flip February 22, 2010

I'm hanging in there

It means that you are ok... not good, not bad.

Person 1: Hey, how are you?

Person 2: Hey, I'm hanging in there. How about you?

by Dancing with Fire June 18, 2011