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Stern Hump

When a female student from Yeshiva University excessively gyrates your leg or genitals while avoiding direct penile contact. This occurs when the girl becomes inebriated enough to engage in limited sexual activity without being forced to think of herself as a slut. This phenomenon is extremely painful for the participating male party.
"Shit man, I have the worst case of blue balls"
"Did you hang out with Chana Leah last night"?
"How did you know"?
"She Stern Humped your balls into oblivion"
by ElliotLead December 9, 2008
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sport hump

A harmless heterosexual act of playful dominance.
Hey guys, lets sport hump my uncle.
by Very smart guy July 21, 2003
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two hump chump

A male who engages in very short sexual experiences. Only having enough stamina to last for a short while during sex.
Man he played then role of the two hump chump with Sue she was upset he came so quickly
by Maurice Hendrix May 13, 2005
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space hump

To repeatedly thrust one's genitalia in a sexual manner into a space free of inanimate objects or living things; to hump without a designated target. The space hump is often used as a sign of personal victory, or is a result of extreme inebriation. The space hump can be performed from the traditional standing position, or by lying on one's back and thrusting towards the sky. Additional credit for style is added when done from an elevated position, such as atop a piece of furniture.
- When Bobby won the chess tournament, he jumped up on the table and celebrated with a space hump.

- I could tell John had been drinking, as he was standing on the couch shouting "Get these balls" and doing the space hump.
by Grandpa Sideways March 8, 2009
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hump day

Means Wednesday. Simple.
Also connected to the meaning of Kegnesday in some parts of South Africa.
Does NOT mean the day we get to hump. People are glad it's hump day simply because it's Wednesday ie: downhill to the weekend.....
Yay it's hump day!
by JulietDBN January 7, 2016
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take a dump hump

the hump dogs form in their backs when preparing to pinch off a giant loaf.
uh oh, kylie's got the take a dump hump, better get her outside quick!
by CGPinFL June 16, 2011
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Air Hump

A Omar is dat nigga fuckin da wall
Na he air humpin
by zachisdagangbanger August 17, 2011
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