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Husbroncle

Someone whose husband is also their brother and their uncle. Also, in some instances their own grandmothers ex-boyfriend!
My grandma is pregnant. She's only 46 so we were pretty excited at first, but now she's claiming my husband is the father. I don't know what to do. He does spend a lot of time "helping" at her house. I can't believe he'd plow my granny though. We have to wait months for a paternity test. If it's his, would the baby be my aunt/uncle and step child? It's also worth noting that my husband is both my brother and my uncle and my grandma is his grandma too, and also his ex girlfriend. I'm really not sure what to do. And NO this is not a stupid joke.

That's your husbroncle!
by Drzhaitianmami August 22, 2023
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Habropoda laboriosa

More commonly known as the blueberry bee, is located in South America. It pollinates blueberries the best and is like a bumble bee but smaller and faster.
My favorite bee is the habropoda laboriosa
by Olive Bees October 19, 2023
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Hesbrook

A Hesbrook is a old dotard. They often think of themselves as top of the pile yet they can't even wipe their arse. They often have the first name paul. A male equivalent of a Karen.
See that man over there! He sees himself as a bit of a hesbrook. But we know he's a Karen.
by english-wiki November 7, 2023
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habrok

a piece of shit scope that comes out of China, if you rub it then all of a sudden Sweet'n'Sour chicken balls appears along with prawn crackers
The Hik Habrok is utter shit and i don't know why anyone would buy the device
by The little man December 20, 2023
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hasbros

The Israeli version of Russia's Internet Research Agency or China's wumao, these far-right trolls are bound to show up en masse any time a headline related to Palestine or Gaza appears on your feed to sympathetically explain why that's not technically genocide, actually.

Favorite tactics:

- Blaming Hamas for IDF atrocities
- But do you condemn Hamas?
- Blaming V̶i̶e̶t̶c̶o̶n̶g̶ refugees for living in the general vicinity of possible Hamas militants.
- There would have been peace 6 months ago if not for Hamas!
dude I never visit worldnews anymore, every thread is full of hasbros

Yeah I drove by city hall yesterday and saw a bunch of W̶h̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶n̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶i̶s̶t̶s̶ hasbros waving flags and threatening random passerby
by EmmaGoldman420 March 4, 2024
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Hasbro

The act of taking a tear jerking, paint peeling, religion changing dump after eating a nearly perfect meal that you purchased from someone else.
I just dropped the sloppiest Hasbro...
by Mepis July 19, 2024
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Hebron chili dog

A dirty hand job using chili as lubrication.
"I sure hope there is enough chili left over for Tammy sue to give me a Hebron chili dog later".
by StankTwerkWind July 30, 2024
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