holy-shit epiphany

When you realize something fundamental about life that until that moment had escaped your attention

Holy-Shit Epiphany: Your personality is a commodity!
Holy-Shit Epiphany: There is no suffering without life!

by Rudee November 10, 2018

Holy Shit

Holy Shit is a word used to describe surprise in many different situations.

Person 1: I just got fucked by a bunch of black guys.
Person 2: Holy SHIT!!! :0
Person 1: Why r u acting like a fucktard, u were their!!!
Person 2: *Unzips pants
Person 2: Time for round 2

by Th3Pr0f1t March 3, 2021

The Holy Shit

When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.

Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster

by user31415 January 12, 2021

Holy shit

God's duckas.

I saw Him say, "Let there be holy shit." And there was. And the holy shit was good.

by seanthebeloved July 26, 2011

Holy shit

When you take a crap and it automatically goes down the tube so when you look back in the toilet and it's empty

" I was straining over that dumped for like 2 minutes so I knew it was big going to look back there was nothing it was a holy shit"

by Mike lytnin' September 19, 2019

holy shit flops

i am a nigger lol

my ass got fucked like crazy. holy shit flops

by Rakan69 September 22, 2021

The holy shit

When a bearded Jesus looking motherfucker takes a shit on your lawn like the annoying neighbours cat and just fucks off

What the holy shit

by Dangermou5e October 15, 2020