A seemingly tiny penis (not a micro penis - gross). But when it is aroused it grows exponentially into a gargantuan meat hammer.
Jeff looks unassuming with his tiny bulge in his speedos at the beach. But he definately has a Hide-a-cock and could satisfy a sea lion.
by Gangly Don September 24, 2023
Get the hide-a-cockmug. 1- a song everyone had to hear at least once by Liz Robbanet or something like that (i hate my spelling today)
2- A game little kids play and some adults with their kids.
2- A game little kids play and some adults with their kids.
1- Person 1: OMG have u heard the song Hide and Seek?!
Me: YASSSSS i saw it reacting to scp 173
2- Person 1: what were u doin yesterday?
Person 2: playing Hide and Seek with my dad
Person 1: but didn't you do that yesterday?
Person 2: yea its been 13 years and I still haven't found him. He's a rlly good hider :D
Me: YASSSSS i saw it reacting to scp 173
2- Person 1: what were u doin yesterday?
Person 2: playing Hide and Seek with my dad
Person 1: but didn't you do that yesterday?
Person 2: yea its been 13 years and I still haven't found him. He's a rlly good hider :D
by Swapsansfan September 8, 2022
Get the Hide and seekmug. by Geecks May 5, 2016
Get the ride it then hide itmug. 
Where 2 or more people take turns to hide a Jacobs Cream Cracker.
One the cracker is hid the race is on for the seekers to locate the cracker.
One the cracker is hid the race is on for the seekers to locate the cracker.
Connor- Jess do you want to play hide the cracker
Jess- yes it’s my favourite- I’ll close my eyes
Connor - ok, Jess go!
* Jess frantically runs round trying to find the cracker.
Jess- yes it’s my favourite- I’ll close my eyes
Connor - ok, Jess go!
* Jess frantically runs round trying to find the cracker.
by Hidenseeker November 6, 2018
Get the Hide the crackermug. Honey, lets stay home and play hide the Salam. Lets get naked and play!
'From a woody Allen movie 'ANNIE HALL'.'
'From a woody Allen movie 'ANNIE HALL'.'
by LABADMAN January 10, 2014
Get the hide the salammug. Tim: We've been driving too long! Lets go to the park, I need that THC boost in my veins or else I'll go through withdrawls.
George: Shut the fuck up Tim, we're playing hide and chief. . . Also, the park is hot, you piece of shit.
Lamar: Yeah, Tim, you gook ass faggot. You fucking mcchicken. Fuck you Tim, I'm gonna bang your mom just so you have to call me daddy.
Tim: . . .
George: Shut the fuck up Tim, we're playing hide and chief. . . Also, the park is hot, you piece of shit.
Lamar: Yeah, Tim, you gook ass faggot. You fucking mcchicken. Fuck you Tim, I'm gonna bang your mom just so you have to call me daddy.
Tim: . . .
by Noah Mohapatra July 31, 2016
Get the hide and chiefmug.