Hemicosta

A medical condition that effects only the male gender. The condition causes a perfectly normal male to become unwillingly celibate. Any natural pheremones produced by the body are shut down and the infected will be unable to attract the opposite sex. Symptoms include the infected often exhibit awkward characteristics when around females, usually talk too loud, unwillingly cock block themselves by having uncontrollable urges to upgrade their car, and make claims of being attractive to cover up their sudden onset of celibacy. To date Hemicosta is not cureable and the cause is unknown. If your a virgin and diagnosed with Hemicosta doctors often advise to "not get your hopes up."

Garrett - "is that dude driving a dodge neon with tinted windows and a body kit"

Keith - "Yeah hes either a poor douchebag trying to act like he doesnt still live at home or he has Hemicosta."

by Tim Losman August 5, 2009

Polish Helicopter

When you Six Pack a baby and spin it above your head.

Christopher Walken was arrested for giving a polish helicopter to Suri Cruise

by nyjets630 May 4, 2009

Sticky Helicopter

The art of spinning one's penis through the propulsion caused by ejaculating, whilst the penis is not erect.

The Sticky Helicopter
A person must begin masturbating, orgasm, but somehow retain the semen held within their penis until it is no longer erect. Once it is no longer erect, they release, hopefully forcing their penis to spin around in a circular motion.

by King Bobo September 15, 2009

helicockter

Girating ones hips so that thier penis swings around in circles.

"I was doing helicockters when I got out of the shower"

by t3h Jerz October 2, 2003

Helichopter

A helichopter is simply another way to say helicopter - albeit a better one! It is also the act of using helicopter blades t o chop fruit or vegetables, like carrot.

Definition 1
Person 1: I weeeely weeely want to get a toy helichopter
Person 2: ok you can get it!
Definition 2
Person 1: Did you hear Jeff makes a really good stir-fry!?
Person 2: yeah, I hear he uses a helichopter to cut his brocolinni.

by (=_=) May 16, 2017

Blind Helicopter

The act of closing ones eyes as tightly as possible while swirling around their "junk" ferociously immitating a helicopter. The trick is finding the surprise afterwards.

Lance Maynard is a lonely man that has to resort to a blind helicopter every night so he doesn't kill himself.

by H.R. Hugginstuff October 30, 2008

Carmex Helicopter

When your girlfriend is giving you a blow job and your about to blow your load. Pull out and start doing the helicopter while dumping your nut. Goal is is to try to get your semen close to around the lip area.

I did the carmex helicopter to " spider monkey " and i got some by her lips but more in her eye..

by Kaboble April 9, 2009