Hemicosta 

A medical condition that effects only the male gender. The condition causes a perfectly normal male to become unwillingly celibate. Any natural pheremones produced by the body are shut down and the infected will be unable to attract the opposite sex. Symptoms include the infected often exhibit awkward characteristics when around females, usually talk too loud, unwillingly cock block themselves by having uncontrollable urges to upgrade their car, and make claims of being attractive to cover up their sudden onset of celibacy. To date Hemicosta is not cureable and the cause is unknown. If your a virgin and diagnosed with Hemicosta doctors often advise to "not get your hopes up."

Garrett - "is that dude driving a dodge neon with tinted windows and a body kit"

Keith - "Yeah hes either a poor douchebag trying to act like he doesnt still live at home or he has Hemicosta."

Hemicosta by Tim Losman August 5, 2009

homieostasis 

When good friends stay helping each other out.
The mutual regulation of a relationship between two homies.
Shares similar qualities to a bromance.

"Chillin' with the homies, call it homieostasis." -Joellieollie
"I keep our homieostasis by kissing my homie gn."
"I always keep my socks on when I do what ever it takes to maintain homieostasis"

homieostasis by yungquezo December 24, 2018

hemostat 

1. roach clip, tweezers, or anything used to hold a joint when it is too small to hold onto with your fingers. also refered to as a hemo.

2. A hemostat, also called a hemostatic clamp is a surgical tool which resembles a set of scissors with a locking clamp replacing the blade. A set of hemostats comes in several different sizes and types, for example, Kelly, Crile, and Halstead; and any given surgery may require the use of a number of hemostats. A hemostat is commonly used in both surgery and emergency medicine to control bleeding, especially from a torn blood vessel, until the bleeding can be repaired by stitches or other surgical techniques. The process of halting bleeding is called hemostasis. Hemostats are part of the first aid kit carried by combat lifesavers and paramedics.

I'm outta weed, but I got a few roaches lying around. Do you have a hemostat?

hemostat by TheConcierge December 2, 2005

Hemmostanza 

Hemmostanza is a ship name about Luke Hemmings (Lead vocals & guitarist for 5 Seconds Of Summer) and Chrissy Costanza (Youtuber & Lead vocals of Against The Current). They can be so perfect together.

God, Lussy Hemmostanza is AWESOME !!

Hemmostanza by Little_Ghost February 21, 2015

Homieostasis 

A relatively stable state of platonic relationship between two individuals wherein one member of the relationship ejaculates in the other's anus and the other, in return, ejaculates in the first's anus.

Bill and Joshua have reached homieostasis, according to Mary, who said she spotted them ejaculating in each other's anuses.

My best friend and I have just reached homieostasis last night, I am excited to share this with my girlfriend!

Homieostasis by Homie Master April 20, 2022

helicopta 

secret code for a BJ, or blowjob

oh my god, that girl gave the best helicopta!

helicopta by coolkidrjd October 3, 2009